Unleash The Nade Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 Attached blank template to do your own quote from the attention seeking, ginger whingers book. I’ll start it all off 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
btb Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 Prince Harry had a ‘frostbitten penis’ at Kate and Will’s wedding 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernLights Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 "I only cried once after my mother died. That was because of the chafing after the longest and toughest w**k of my life" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 “We’re all inbred racist paedos at heart, aren’t we” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 "Buy my book or I'll thcweam and thcweam until I'm sick. And I will." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 "Write what you like, just let me know when the cheque arrives." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 29 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: “We’re all inbred racist paedos at heart, aren’t we ?..........and even my stepmum's laundry basket smells of horse.” FTFY. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 The French had the right idea. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 27 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said: The French had the right idea. Retreating from the Jerrys? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur daley Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 “My heart was beating out of my chest, I had never been so scared , I knew I was potentially minutes from death, I had to get out the vehicle by any means, grandad Philip had just got into the drivers seat “ 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 "I chose not to go to University. Never done me no harm. Soldiering's what I did. And Larry Olivier played a King Harry in a film. I'm sound, and richer than yow." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beefybake Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 2 hours ago, Newbornbairn said: "Buy my book or I'll thcweam and thcweam until I'm sick. And I will." Violet Elizabeth would be proud of you. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 "She had a reputation and an image to rehabilitate. And whatever conversations happened, whatever deals or trading was made right at the beginning… she was led to believe that would be the best way to doing it. But I still regret borrowing that SS fancy dress costume from Princess Michael of Kent..." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greendot Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 His revelations about William’s Tinder history will ruffle some feathers (See Plate 1): 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 So I had one bent over the table here, there was one up here who I was fingering and I was just toe fucking the one on the floor! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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GNU_Linux Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 What the f**k did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SAS, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire UK armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f**k out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the UK army and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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