Silvio Tattiescone Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 Ah, purple piss 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 Mad shaggers. Or am I thinking of syphilis? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 19 minutes ago, Ross. said: Mad shaggers. Or am I thinking of syphilis? Riddled with the syph 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 You can catch it in your throat too. So I’ve heard anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 3 hours ago, Alert Mongoose said: Who's Chlamydia? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
btb Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 3 hours ago, hk blues said: Better still... Apologies. If only I'd seen this half an hour ago 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suspect Device Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Brazil Forever Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 From Billy Connolly's Japanese Locum. "After three days it drops off". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 20 hours ago, scottsdad said: Not me, but a close family member caught it in the late 90s/early 2000s. He is older than me and I remember him in the pub one night, talking to me and my friends describing in great detail what sounded like a cocktail umbrella being put down his old chap to scrape it out. His biggest gripe was that he caught it off a posh woman. Antibiotics usually cured mine. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 5 hours ago, Alert Mongoose said: Who's Chlamydia? This made me think of a story, that I can't share. Unlike an STD, I suppose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 47 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: Antibiotics usually cured mine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 3 hours ago, scottsdad said: There was something on the end of it, that was the problem... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 8 hours ago, Shandon Par said: You can catch it in your throat too. So I’ve heard anyway. SPEAK UP! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 As the great man said, “It’s a dirty game y’all. Y’all gotta be careful about who ya f@@k with and who ya don’t f@@k with”. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Brazil Forever Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 National Service in the RAF where there was an early FFI. The RAF Medics held Genital Inspections long before the SNP came up with the Gender Recognition Reform Bill. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 At least we're all safe thanks to Dr Connolly's cure: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 9 hours ago, tamthebam said: At least we're all safe thanks to Dr Connolly's cure: Cure? I thought that was just for punishment? Going back earlier in the thread... On 14/03/2023 at 16:03, scottsdad said: Not me, but a close family member caught it in the late 90s/early 2000s. He is older than me and I remember him in the pub one night, talking to me and my friends describing in great detail what sounded like a cocktail umbrella being put down his old chap to scrape it out. His biggest gripe was that he caught it off a posh woman. It's amazing how, across generations, men have experienced the horrors of genital infection and decided, "this isn't bad enough, I need to make up some shite about a medical professional hammering a Gae Bolga down my bellend and ripping it back out again". Seriously, everyone seems to have this story, and it didn't actually happen to a single one of them! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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