Archie McSquackle Posted September 6, 2023 Share Posted September 6, 2023 9 hours ago, Swarley said: "Scottish football forum user unhappy with duplicate story" That sausage needs a roll. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted September 7, 2023 Share Posted September 7, 2023 9 hours ago, Archie McSquackle said: That sausage needs a roll. Rather you than me. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocketman Posted September 7, 2023 Share Posted September 7, 2023 13 hours ago, Newbornbairn said: Man calls on Tesco to change wipe packaging after burning his arsehole - "I had to use Sudocrem down there for a week" Compensation thread takes interesting turn into selfies supported by brief background summary, along with poster supplying an eye catching headline quote. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 7, 2023 Share Posted September 7, 2023 13 hours ago, Newbornbairn said: Man calls on Tesco to change wipe packaging after burning his arsehole - "I had to use Sudocrem down there for a week" It's a good job Sir Chris doesn't need to get on his bike anymore. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted September 7, 2023 Share Posted September 7, 2023 16 hours ago, Newbornbairn said: Man calls on Tesco to change wipe packaging after burning his arsehole - "I had to use Sudocrem down there for a week" The left side of his face is angled completely differently from the right. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted September 7, 2023 Share Posted September 7, 2023 1 hour ago, jimbaxters said: The left side of his face is angled completely differently from the right. Classic compo face then 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted September 7, 2023 Share Posted September 7, 2023 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted September 7, 2023 Share Posted September 7, 2023 12 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said: Some form of not being allowed to park complaint? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted September 7, 2023 Share Posted September 7, 2023 It's kids being sent home from school due to hair cuts/shoes/wearing little more than underwear season. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soapy FFC Posted September 7, 2023 Share Posted September 7, 2023 1 hour ago, Cosmic Joe said: Some form of not being allowed to park complaint? https://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/20876623.bollard-installation-southampton-sparks-anger-amongst-residents/ Quote Sandra said: “For the past 33 years I have very occasionally driven up the verge to park outside my property, and my neighbours do the same. Quote “There have never been any complaints. Where are we going to park if the bollards arrive? If you only park there very occasionally, then surely you just park where you normally park!! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted September 7, 2023 Share Posted September 7, 2023 On 06/09/2023 at 20:37, Newbornbairn said: Man calls on Tesco to change wipe packaging after burning his arsehole - "I had to use Sudocrem down there for a week" Funniest one in the thread so far. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted September 7, 2023 Share Posted September 7, 2023 2 hours ago, Newbornbairn said: "Look, Officer, ahm telling ye, ah left ma bin right here at the kerb and it's been nicked". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugna Posted September 7, 2023 Share Posted September 7, 2023 4 hours ago, Newbornbairn said: Suing her tattooist, presumably. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 10 hours ago, Newbornbairn said: "Ah, ah, ah, ah Staying Alive, Staying Alive" 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted September 8, 2023 Author Share Posted September 8, 2023 14 hours ago, RH33 said: It's kids being sent home from school due to hair cuts/shoes/wearing little more than underwear season. Yup. "Parents go to war with school uniform: Fury over 'overly strict' policies that force pupils to wear shoes that give them blisters, tights in the heat and expensive branded clothing" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 3 hours ago, scottsdad said: Yup. "Parents go to war with school uniform: Fury over 'overly strict' policies that force pupils to wear shoes that give them blisters, tights in the heat and expensive branded clothing" Poor lad having to wear tights in the heat 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 28 minutes ago, tamthebam said: Poor lad having to wear tights in the heat I'd be wearing tights over my napper if I had a hairdo like that! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 SBU found a person who guided today’s attack on Sumy. She’s a Russian national from Ufa, got a residence permit, her family lives in Sumy. Her name is Yelena Antsibor. What kind of person do you have to be to guide an attack on a country that let you and your family in? Bullet in the back of the head then throw the corpse to the dogs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 11 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said: Bullet in the back of the head then throw the corpse to the dogs. Why waste the bullet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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