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14 minutes ago, Derek Patterson said:

Names and photos.

I used to star in the Dundee 'syphon' version years back. It was basically a clubbie book that was readily available to peruse from certain bars.

14 minutes ago, Derek Patterson said:

Also for some it has things such as "Polish" or "Traveller" beside them...

This though, is wild. They're fucked. 

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2 hours ago, Derek Patterson said:

Pusbook for The Loft nightclub in Perth is ripe just now.

 

An alleged PDF of folk banned from the premises has been doing the rounds the past day or so. Details local mischief makers and why they were no longer welcome on the premises.

 

Despite acknowledging it as real in PMs last night, they've since put out a statement claiming that they've no previous knowledge of said document and that it wasn't from their system.

 

Cue folk mentioned in the document commenting and saying they're lawyering up due to slander and the obvious GDPR breach.

 

All in all tremendous entertainment. 

 

43 minutes ago, Derry Alli said:

I assume its just names?

Would be pretty worrying if they had addresses or contact details.

@Derry Alli right now

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^^^ His injuries might not have been so 'life changing' if the Hairy Biker wannabee hadn't been doing twice the speed limit. (probably)..........

Let's hope there's some decent CCTV footage available to show his (probable) culpability...............👹

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6 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said:

^^^ His injuries might not have been so 'life changing' if the Hairy Biker wannabee hadn't been doing twice the speed limit. (probably)..........

Let's hope there's some decent CCTV footage available to show his (probable) culpability...............👹

It's looking out him!

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Distraught NHS worker is 'being forced out of family home'

Susan Rose has been complaining about her 'building site' home for years, where bird faeces leaks into her kitchen

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No happy.

 

An NHS worker claims she is being forced out of her family home permanently after housing company, Torus, previously assured her the move would only be temporary while they fixed her 'building site' property.

Susan Rose claims she has had issues in her two-bedroom cottage in Aigburth for years, including mould, damp, live wires, and bird faeces leaking through a chimney onto her kitchen worktops. She claims that after multiple complaints and several "botched" repair jobs, Torus, who owns the property, said they would move her out temporarily while they repaired the house.

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5 minutes ago, scottsdad said:

He looks like he's gone bald because the top of his head has grown through his hair.

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3 minutes ago, scottsdad said:

Proper, proper compo face action in the Mail. Again - the pettier the reason, the better the compo face.

'Absolute farce': Retired policeman is slapped with a £130 fine for helping police catch Sainsbury's shoplifter... while the thief gets off entirely scot-free!

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The face that says "In my day we got to take them down the station where the stairs were very slippy indeed, know what I mean..."

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16 hours ago, scottsdad said:

Proper, proper compo face action in the Mail. Again - the pettier the reason, the better the compo face.

'Absolute farce': Retired policeman is slapped with a £130 fine for helping police catch Sainsbury's shoplifter... while the thief gets off entirely scot-free!

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Did he really need three pictures?

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