Molotov Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 Just now, Sergeant Wilson said: I'm a vinegar man, and so is the shop. He must be worth a fortune, he owns the Golden off licence next door as well. I think he’s just trolling the local council. Seems like a plaice I need to visit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 Just now, Molotov said: I think he’s just trolling the local council. Seems like a plaice I need to visit. Highly recommended, Greenwich is a great place. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawB93 Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 42 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Highly recommended, Greenwich is a great place. Also where time was invented. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 17 minutes ago, RawB93 said: Also where time was invented. You've got to draw a line somewhere. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molotov Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molotov Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 Fcuk yer Porsche Cayenne. I assume he’s moderately hot under the collar? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molotov Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 Multiple Martin Kemp posters across our town have been targeted by yobs attaching “googly eyes” which is causing fury to locals. Lytham lookalike to Taylor Swift - Serena, who is an avid music lover and huge Martin Kemp fan said “This really isn’t fair or funny. Martin Kemp is a huge heartthrob which everyone woman wants to see and every man wants to be, this is the act of a jealous man.”. Seething Serena added “I will be front row for Martin Kemp when he comes to The Lowther Pavilion Theatre & Gardens on the 1st of November.” 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted March 18 Author Share Posted March 18 56 minutes ago, Molotov said: Seething Serena added “I will be front row for Martin Kemp when he comes to The Lowther Pavilion Theatre & Gardens on the 1st of November.” I have no idea why but this line just tickled me. I imagine this plug being given through seething, gritted teeth. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 1 hour ago, scottsdad said: I have no idea why but this line just tickled me. I imagine this plug being given through seething, gritted teeth. To Cut a Long Story Short Is it True she's going to see Martin Kemp? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Central Belt Caley Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 9 hours ago, Molotov said: Fcuk yer Porsche Cayenne. I assume he’s moderately hot under the collar? Where’s the compo face in this? All I see is a floating measuring tape 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 7 hours ago, tamthebam said: To Cut a Long Story Short Is it True she's going to see Martin Kemp? That's Gold, that is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted March 18 Author Share Posted March 18 On 17/03/2024 at 16:21, Molotov said: The Golden Chippy was London’s best restaurant in 2016. Well I never knew….. More on this EXCLUSIVE'Are we not in Britain?' Furious Greenwich residents say there is nothing wrong with Union Jack mural outside chip shop after council ordered owner to tear it down because they did not have planning permission 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 Katie Price declared bankrupt for second time - BBC News She's gone "bust" but that's a right Compo face 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugna Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 12 hours ago, Molotov said: Multiple Martin Kemp posters across our town have been targeted by yobs attaching “googly eyes” which is causing fury to locals. Lytham lookalike to Taylor Swift - Serena, who is an avid music lover and huge Martin Kemp fan said “This really isn’t fair or funny. Martin Kemp is a huge heartthrob which everyone woman wants to see and every man wants to be, this is the act of a jealous man.”. Seething Serena added “I will be front row for Martin Kemp when he comes to The Lowther Pavilion Theatre & Gardens on the 1st of November.” Hope Martin keeps an eye out for her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSJ.84 Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 Few belters in here - https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/12304412/shock-moment-postman-relieves-himself-dundee/ What a fucking grass btw. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 36 minutes ago, PSJ.84 said: Few belters in here - https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/12304412/shock-moment-postman-relieves-himself-dundee/ What a fucking grass btw. Can't believe the boy had a slash in such a beautiful garden. The "homeowner" obviously tends it so well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 20 hours ago, Molotov said: Multiple Martin Kemp posters across our town have been targeted by yobs attaching “googly eyes” which is causing fury to locals. Lytham lookalike to Taylor Swift - Serena, who is an avid music lover and huge Martin Kemp fan said “This really isn’t fair or funny. Martin Kemp is a huge heartthrob which everyone woman wants to see and every man wants to be, this is the act of a jealous man.”. Seething Serena added “I will be front row for Martin Kemp when he comes to The Lowther Pavilion Theatre & Gardens on the 1st of November.” I set up his dj equipment for his set at Belladrum last year. His decks weren't plugged in, he was playing a recording 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 24 minutes ago, HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows said: I set up his dj equipment for his set at Belladrum last year. His decks weren't plugged in, he was playing a recording True? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leith Green Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 27 minutes ago, HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows said: I set up his dj equipment for his set at Belladrum last year. His decks weren't plugged in, he was playing a recording I was in a cocktail bar at the weekend which had a "DJ" playing. It was pretty obvious that he was just running his setlist through the laptop as he spent about 10 minutes talking to his mate at one point, despite having a pair of decks in front of him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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