mathematics Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 Ken where that kid is going? Spoiler Nowhere 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molotov Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 1 hour ago, scottsdad said: I shat in every boys school cubicle. My aim is to hit every public building in Scotland as an adult. I have managed in castles, council offices, libraries, universities. when they open new buildings, I try to get in esrly. No swimming pools thankfully 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted January 18 Author Share Posted January 18 More pothole/measuring tape fun in the Mail. Fury over pothole-ridden 'tank track' which ambulances and bin lorries refuse to use: Homeowners are told THEY have to fund £500,000 repairs in stand-off with group which doesn't regard it as a proper street Followed by about six images like these: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 2 hours ago, scottsdad said: I shat in every boys school cubicle. My aim is to hit every public building in Scotland as an adult. I have managed in castles, council offices, libraries, universities. when they open new buildings, I try to get in esrly. I shat my pants when i took too big a step getting off the 38 in Camelon and the man in the court building wouldnt let me use the toilet so i had to sit in my own shit all the way home and got my mum to ring in sick for me. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thistledo Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 2 hours ago, scottsdad said: I shat in every boys school cubicle. My aim is to hit every public building in Scotland as an adult. I have managed in castles, council offices, libraries, universities. when they open new buildings, I try to get in esrly. Read this as something you did while you were a professor and I can't stop laughing at the thought of it. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 26 minutes ago, scottsdad said: More pothole/measuring tape fun in the Mail. Fury over pothole-ridden 'tank track' which ambulances and bin lorries refuse to use: Homeowners are told THEY have to fund £500,000 repairs in stand-off with group which doesn't regard it as a proper street Followed by about six images like these: It doesn't look that bad - one guy says he's gone through 2 cars in 3 years due to the condition of the road. I'm calling BS on that . My in-laws place is way worse than that and I've not gone through any cars yet! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartsOfficialMoaner Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-68031675 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 On 18/01/2024 at 10:05, scottsdad said: More pothole/measuring tape fun in the Mail. Fury over pothole-ridden 'tank track' which ambulances and bin lorries refuse to use: Homeowners are told THEY have to fund £500,000 repairs in stand-off with group which doesn't regard it as a proper street Followed by about six images like these: There seems to be a lot of "Chelsea tractors" parked in that road. It's almost as if, surely not, such vehicles are designed to go over roads like that. Otherwise what's the point in owning such things? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 17 hours ago, HeartsOfficialMoaner said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-68031675 Annie Lennox and Paul Weller shacked up in Baberton, who'd have thought it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Jean King Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 On 17/01/2024 at 22:43, Crawford Bridge said: The red flag for me is the shite. Nobody ever dropped one at school. You'd take your chances skiving and going home to do one rather than use the school lavvies. You saw those eyebrows and you thought the red flag was here son taking a relaxed shite ??? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superbigal Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 My favourite quote (No picture unfortunately) after the Tesco delivery glitches this morning. One mother was left "furious" as she said she could not leave the house and was left with no nappies. Now I also have no nappies but apparently can still leave my house. Quite odd. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 Be some incoming here after senga ended up stuck in a German airport. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superbigal Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 Some of those passengers on the Easyjet Edinburgh to Bristol flight who were diverted to Paris. Funny if those without passports may struggle to get back into the UK when they finally get moved along. This could well happen if the new flight is deemed to be international and not domestic. Be a much better film than "The Terminal" if 80 mental Scots stuck for years in no mans land in Bristol Airport https://www.heraldscotland.com/news/24065251.scots-passengers-sleep-airport-floor-plane-diverts-paris/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 17 minutes ago, superbigal said: Some of those passengers on the Easyjet Edinburgh to Bristol flight who were diverted to Paris. Funny if those without passports may struggle to get back into the UK when they finally get moved along. This could well happen if the new flight is deemed to be international and not domestic. Be a much better film than "The Terminal" if 80 mental Scots stuck for years in no mans land in Bristol Airport https://www.heraldscotland.com/news/24065251.scots-passengers-sleep-airport-floor-plane-diverts-paris/ Send them to Rwanda. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 (edited) 59 minutes ago, The Naitch said: Whilst neither aesthetically pleasing, I'd be more concerned that they're clearly related Edited January 22 by Bert Raccoon 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 21 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: Whilst neither aesthetically pleasing, I'd be more concerned that they're clearly related Clearly minging. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 23 hours ago, superbigal said: My favourite quote (No picture unfortunately) after the Tesco delivery glitches this morning. One mother was left "furious" as she said she could not leave the house and was left with no nappies. Now I also have no nappies but apparently can still leave my house. Quite odd. That you on the big boy pants now? Congratulations. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 4 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Clearly minging. Mingin' and A-Swingin'.............................there's a song in there just dying to get out. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 18 hours ago, The Naitch said: Swing and a miss. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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