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8 hours ago, carpetmonster said:

Your sense of humour bypass has been entirely completed then. Do you just bite your keyboard to post?

He's likely in a bad mood because there was only one small irrelevant club in Methil today and it wasn't East Fife. 

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4 minutes ago, TheGoon said:

That could not have went any better for him. Election’s done if it wasn’t already. 

I think retention of his brain in his head rather than all over a podium in Pennsylvania is also a decent outcome for him.

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Just now, Jaggy McJagface said:

If it’s not a false flag, that shooter has probably just accidentally handed Trump the election.

If it's a false flag, they've cut it way fine grazing his ear, apparently.

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Time for a new theory…Trump died last night, that was his double that they put up there to be shot at, so he can start campaigning via TV. They’ll then use DeepFake videos to simulate Trump on his TV speeches, and then after he gets elected, Don Jr. will be in charge.

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We're supposed to believe that the security rushing over to him, in the belief that he's been shot, is going to let him stand up with his head over them in full view of the crowd to salute? 🤣🤣

 

He'd be dragged off the stage by the fucking hair within 1 second if any of that was real 

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1 minute ago, Jives Miguel said:

We're supposed to believe that the security rushing over to him, in the belief that he's been shot, is going to let him stand up with his head over them in full view of the crowd to salute? 🤣🤣

 

He'd be dragged off the stage by the fucking hair within 1 second if any of that was real 

There's a full video where you hear the secret agents saying "shooter down".

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Seems like he was hit in the ear. Literally probably a centimetre away from killing him and the first US President to be assassinated since JFK, if it was a proper gun that is. Some people saying the shots sound like a pellet gun.

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Sorry it's from Russell Fecking Brand.

Surely it's not grazed him? He's probably cut his ear being pinned down by the secret service?

 

 

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Just now, ICTChris said:

Seems like he was hit in the ear. Literally probably a centimetre away from killing him and the first US President to be assassinated sine JFK.

I’d lean toward a .177 air gun pellet with that ear, but that doesn’t match the popping noises

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