tongue_tied_danny Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 Side footing a savoy cabbage 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: When the coins in your wallet add up to the exact price you're trying to pay. That and when the cashless society brigade get f***ed over when a card machine fails. Or when the register rings up an exact dollar amount (we don’t get sale tax added until the register rings it up in the U.S., stupid). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 Kicking/heading/catching a ball booted into the crowd during a game. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiffRaff Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 1 minute ago, Newbornbairn said: Kicking/heading/catching a ball booted into the crowd during a game. I have been going to football for over 50 years and not once have I caught/kicked/headed the ball when it is booted into the crowd. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sophia Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 That moment when you have squeezed out a stabby (a skelf if you must) from your finger. All the better if a pin has been deployed for howking purposes as part of the operation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 12 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said: Kicking/heading/catching a ball booted into the crowd during a game. I claim an assist for that. Ball in to the terrace, cushioned return, right to the thrower, long throw, goal! I was holding a pie too. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 11 minutes ago, RiffRaff said: I have been going to football for over 50 years and not once have I caught/kicked/headed the ball when it is booted into the crowd. At Ayr, walking back to my spot behind the goal with my Bovril during the warm up, a ball came flying over the crossbar and into the terracing. I caught it full on the volley and put it back neatly through a gap in the metalwork under the roof. Didn't even spill my Bovril. No one noticed and no one cared. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 Shit, a shower, then a shave. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 7 minutes ago, philpy said: Shit, a shower, then a shave. Hi dad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 Throwing rubbish in the bin from a fair distance 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gannonball Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 Despite the sore muscles I do love the stretch you get from waking up after doing a long Munro walk day before, it's a strange feeling of being goosed and refreshed at same time from an awesome sleep. Anytime a random dog comes over to say hi to you is another. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I claim an assist for that. Ball in to the terrace, cushioned return, right to the thrower, long throw, goal! I was holding a pie too. 1 hour ago, Newbornbairn said: At Ayr, walking back to my spot behind the goal with my Bovril during the warm up, a ball came flying over the crossbar and into the terracing. I caught it full on the volley and put it back neatly through a gap in the metalwork under the roof. Didn't even spill my Bovril. No one noticed and no one cared. I'm not sure I would consider these "Little Things". If I had done them, they'd definitely be on the shortlist for things I'd want written about in my obituary 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 36 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: I'm not sure I would consider these "Little Things". If I had done them, they'd definitely be on the shortlist for things I'd want written about in my obituary It was stars aligning. At Kilsyth, the only one near the ball and it hit the edge of a terracing step in front of me and sat up perfectly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 3 hours ago, RiffRaff said: I have been going to football for over 50 years and not once have I caught/kicked/headed the ball when it is booted into the crowd. Once punched the ball away. Pure fluke as I was just putting my hand up to run it through my hair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Manhattan Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 4 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Once punched the ball away. Pure fluke as I was just putting my hand up to run it through my hair. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gannonball Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 Oh would also like to add catching something that's fallen out of a cupboard/fridge when opening it. There's every chance if you didn't it would have smashed to f**k and pissed you off for the day. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 4 hours ago, philpy said: Shit, a shower, then a shave. Where I come from, we call that a Full House 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMoore Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 The Scottish coefficient receiving a boost. Warms the cockles so it does. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 That mid-whizz surprise moment of "I forgot I had asparagus for dinner earlier". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parsforlife Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 2 hours ago, gannonball said: Oh would also like to add catching something that's fallen out of a cupboard/fridge when opening it. There's every chance if you didn't it would have smashed to f**k and pissed you off for the day. Soft touch with the foot surely beats a catch? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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