ParsJake Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 Nah, f**k 'em. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Other Foot Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 Would I fight for Scotland or the UK? Would I f**k. Would I fight to defend the placement of pineapple on pizza? There’s something worth dying for. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 Reading the thread,, f**k Russia, the Faros will be landing soon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moorie Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 On 24/01/2024 at 18:19, Richey Edwards said: I am not allowed into the armed forces due to being diagnosed with a mental illness. I wouldn't anyway. This country means nothing to me. No way would I fight for it. I read this like a lyric from a The Smiths song. ill be 41 in 3 years time. My knees are knackered now no way I’m getting selected 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 1 minute ago, Moorie said: I read this like a lyric from a The Smiths song. ill be 41 in 3 years time. My knees are knackered now no way I’m getting selected Put some jangly guitar on it and it'll be golden. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merkie84 Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 (edited) Fight for a class of people , whose leader said, when faced with a genuine threat to the country (not this made up shite), “let the bodies pile high” . I’ll pass. Edited January 26 by Merkie84 Spelling 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted January 26 Share Posted January 26 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MazzyStar Posted January 26 Share Posted January 26 (edited) 4 minutes ago, carpetmonster said: I wonder what he thinks about his pal yung filly being in a recruitment campaign for the British army. Edited January 26 by MazzyStar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted January 26 Share Posted January 26 I, for one, welcome our foreign invaders. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted January 26 Share Posted January 26 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirty dingus Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 I would go to war as long it was with some mad dictator and I get to keep his 24 carat gold lavvie as spoils of war. In all seriousness if they called me up and there was no get yerself tae f**k option I'd skip out the country. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunning1874 Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 Obviously in the event of a hypothetical WWIII the idea Britain would be fighting with a mass conscription force is a stretch and whatever dickhead general said this was doing some scaremongering to try and get more of a budget for the advanced technology which would actually decide such a war. It's also a war that would be lost rapidly what with all the aircraft carriers with no aircraft to defend them crashing into each other all the time. Fairly sure I would be useless in terms of fitness if not medically exempt, also I fired a shotgun once and the recoil was hurting my shoulder for days so I somehow doubt I'd have much to offer, but if we ignore those issues and assume I was both eligible and capable then I struggle to think of a realistic scenario where I would willingly fight for this backwards far-right shitehole. Going to prison for conscientious objection, defecting to whoever we're fighting against dependent on how comparatively evil they are - I would not be fighting for Russia - or being part of a domestic resistance movement all seem less awful alternatives than dying for that jug-eared c**t or contributing to whatever monstrous aims Sunak or Starmer would go to war for. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 1 hour ago, Dunning1874 said: Obviously in the event of a hypothetical WWIII the idea Britain would be fighting with a mass conscription force is a stretch and whatever dickhead general said this was doing some scaremongering to try and get more of a budget for the advanced technology which would actually decide such a war. It's also a war that would be lost rapidly what with all the aircraft carriers with no aircraft to defend them crashing into each other all the time. Fairly sure I would be useless in terms of fitness if not medically exempt, also I fired a shotgun once and the recoil was hurting my shoulder for days so I somehow doubt I'd have much to offer, but if we ignore those issues and assume I was both eligible and capable then I struggle to think of a realistic scenario where I would willingly fight for this backwards far-right shitehole. Going to prison for conscientious objection, defecting to whoever we're fighting against dependent on how comparatively evil they are - I would not be fighting for Russia - or being part of a domestic resistance movement all seem less awful alternatives than dying for that jug-eared c**t or contributing to whatever monstrous aims Sunak or Starmer would go to war for. ^^^^^ You could have condensed this to 'No, because I don't want to cut my hair' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunning1874 Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 25 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: ^^^^^ You could have condensed this to 'No, because I don't want to cut my hair' It is unavoidably the case that any army worth fighting in will have long hair and beards on display. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 3 minutes ago, Dunning1874 said: It is unavoidably the case that any army worth fighting in will have long hair and beards on display. Vas Bien Dunning 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 Fun times when there's talk of conscription and being sent to the trenches in eastern Europe, which historically always ends well for everyone who gives it a bash. Still, at least that loony Corbyn didn't get in. Hopefully the days of an uninformed public being propagandized into supporting wars based on lies are far behind us, so it's unlikely the population would accept any attempt from the mob in charge to drag us into it. If we were invaded by a foreign force then I'm sure we'd all take up arms (golf clubs & hammers) to defend our families and property, but despite the EuRopE wIlL bE nExT stuff about Russia, there wont be a hostile force trying to swallow up the continent any time soon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 3 hours ago, Dunning1874 said: It is unavoidably the case that any army worth fighting in will have long hair and beards on display. To the right of the photo it's nice to see Callum Davidson took part in the Cuban Revolution 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 4 hours ago, Dunning1874 said: It is unavoidably the case that any army worth fighting in will have long hair and beards on display. Meth riddled Johnny Depp in the foreground. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 5 hours ago, Dunning1874 said: It is unavoidably the case that any army worth fighting in will have long hair and beards on display. Fidel was great. What a guy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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