HTG Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 2 hours ago, Mr Waldo said: Can I work from home and pilot a drone? Does that count? Aye but only on Wednesday and Thursday. Monday, Tuesday and Friday you need to be in the frontline or Rees Mogg will have you court-martialled. There's a thought - go into battle at the behest of Jacob Rees Mogg. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 The first people conscripted should be every person who has ever written to the Daily Mail or Express demanding that National Service is brought back or talking about how great the Blitz spirit was. That lot will really have Putin and Kim Jong Un quaking in their boots. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 Thankfully, I still have my key worker letter. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 Just now, Hedgecutter said: Thankfully, I still have my key worker letter. I didn't know you worked at Timpsons. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 6 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkant said: Time for @Sergeant Wilson to shine. Reveal hidden contents Tanks, but no tanks? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 What is it good for?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacky Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 8 hours ago, Busta Nut said: I'm 40, fat, both my knees are gone and I have poor eyesight. I doubt I'd be fit enough. I'm also a shitebag so I'd not fight naw. Where did yer knees go to? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 1 minute ago, Wacky said: Where did yer knees go to? Medical science, you can sell of bits you don't need, rather than donate when you die. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacky Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 I’d only fight to the death at my front door, otherwise I’d sit in and bow to my new overlords while using my translation app to win their approval 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacky Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 9 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Medical science, you can sell of bits you don't need, rather than donate when you die. Hmmmm! I wonder how much my mother in law’s heed is worth? If they pay by the pund I’ll be a wealthy man 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thistle_do_nicely Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 (edited) 11 hours ago, D Angelo Barksdale said: Been training for this my whole life. Be under no illusions, I will not hesitate for one second to use fellow P&B posters as human shields. Somewhat odd but the first thing that popped into my head was this bit from The Wire, which you may appreciate good ser (The Wire is applicable to many of lifes quandries tbf): One little mistake in actual combat and I'd be toast. I'm bad enough at paintball let alone having to go about and play at being Sicario. Alternatively, this popped into my head. General office drudgery is bad enough, I'm not cut out for military drudgery. Edited January 25 by Thistle_do_nicely 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GHF-23 Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 11 hours ago, Shotgun said: You can guarantee the people most in favour of this will be the ones who are confident THEY won’t be going. Yeah, kind of like some of the American commentators who were arguing for lots of other people to go sign up for Ukraine a couple of years back and when asked if they'd put their money where their mouth is said "well I think I'd probably be a sort of intelligence or high ranking logistics officer..." or that lib dem lawyer character on here saying he'd have conscription to defend Kabul forever but unfortunately he has bad hearing and is obese so he'll not be going. I do think it's kind of weird that as the armed forces are reducing in number the adverts are getting more and more Call of Duty-ish 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacky Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 32 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Medical science, you can sell of bits you don't need, rather than donate when you die. I’d sell the index fingers aff baith haunds so I couldn’t pull a trigger or press a button 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-68086188 Britain should train a "citizen army" ready to fight a war on land in the future, the head of the Army has said. General Sir Patrick Sanders warned that an increase in reserve forces alone "would not be enough". Somebody has overpromoted Col Sanders..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 If those pesky Martians ever show up I'm ready for them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 I voted yes. Reason being I live in a very volatile part of the planet political wise. Back in 2014 their was a military coup. It was a very strange and felt I was living in a vacuum, just waiting for something to kick off. Thankfully I didn't happen, but there is an under current here that is bubbling away. Why, did I vote Yes. Simple, if it was happening all around, what else could I do? f**k off and leave my family, or stay and fight for our survival. Hand me that gun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 Even the statue defenders can't be arsed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 3 minutes ago, SlipperyP said: what else could I do? f**k off and leave my family, You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 1 minute ago, Blootoon87 said: Even the statue defenders can't be arsed. Woke lefties the lot of them 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 I didn't die in 2 world wars to be told by some Captain Darling-esque desk jockey that I need to go and die in another world war. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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