djchapsticks Posted April 18 Share Posted April 18 Back when I were a lad, 'woke' was used as a term almost exclusively for or by conspiracy theorists. As in the rest of us were asleep and 'sheeple' and they were woke and could see what was really going on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted April 18 Share Posted April 18 6 hours ago, velo army said: I was howling at "degeneracy and mutilation". Holy f**k. Strangely enough, the two support acts for Napalm Death at The Cathouse in 1993. Excellent gig. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 18 Share Posted April 18 "Degeneracy and mutilation" is a good title for a history of the Ayrshire Juniors 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddyCapri Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 This thread is funny to watch as a sort of social experiment. Will be following with interest 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 15 hours ago, velo army said: I mean, that is corporate superficial pandering and is the sort of parody I would expect from something like The Boys, but I was howling at "degeneracy and mutilation". Holy f**k. No, it's just marketing as an attempt to cash in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JS_FFC Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 Deep meaningful conversations with friends, healthy breakfast habits and reading about history is apparently all seen as woke https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10930963/amp/UK-builders-WOKE-Study-finds-three-quarters-tradesmen-discuss-feelings-colleagues.html 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 Paper straws are woke. https://www.news18.com/buzz/paper-straw-in-a-plastic-wrapper-man-points-out-woke-practice-and-gets-roasted-on-twitter-7101955.html I would like to add a personal PTTGOYN, which is the new woke paper packets for tissues are absolutely useless. They usually don't even open without tearing, and the packet usually falls apart in minutes when carried in a pocket or bag. This may just be down to a poor quality product, but I'd prefer to assume it's because of the Woke Mind Virus. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 2 minutes ago, Zetterlund said: Paper straws are woke. https://www.news18.com/buzz/paper-straw-in-a-plastic-wrapper-man-points-out-woke-practice-and-gets-roasted-on-twitter-7101955.html I would like to add a personal PTTGOYN, which is the new woke paper packets for tissues are absolutely useless. They usually don't even open without tearing, and the packet usually falls apart in minutes when carried in a pocket or bag. This may just be down to a poor quality product, but I'd prefer to assume it's because of the Woke Mind Virus. You just need to be more patient and not rush to remove the tissue. Simply remove the tissue before you commence wanking, and place it conveniently for later use. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 2 minutes ago, coprolite said: You just need to be more patient and not rush to remove the tissue. Simply remove the tissue before you commence wanking, and place it conveniently for later use. The folk sitting next to me on the bus will just get suspicious if I lay out the tissues beforehand. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 22 Author Share Posted April 22 That's the big list updated. I've tried to be as general as possible. Why exactly are the Warhammer lads upset? All their futuristic fascist stormtroopers wear bulky full-coverage Iron Man style armour anyway - they could all have tits, three cocks, and a symbiotic tumour called Kevin; nobody would ever know. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee-Bey Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 One for the future I suppose, but once Labour are in, the Daily Mail will name a cabinet post/portfolio as the Minister/Ministry of Woke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 Can I call the new Coke bottles where they try and keep the lid attached woke? It says something about recycling on it and I despise it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jives Miguel Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 (edited) No longer being allowed to buy a 10 deck of fags, Sterling Dual Crush Ball or Amber Leaf 3 in 1. Edited April 23 by Jives Miguel -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 Not quite sure what this unhinged dribble is actually saying is woke bit i think it's funny coloured flags, Keir Starmer's malignancy and cobblers. https://www.express.co.uk/comment/expresscomment/1884930/wokery-appeasement-disaster 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 28 Author Share Posted April 28 Bloody woke police. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 10 Author Share Posted May 10 Bloody woke coffee lids. https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/conservative-mp-tim-hortons-fibre-lids-1.7199306 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingscot Posted May 10 Share Posted May 10 4 hours ago, BFTD said: Bloody woke coffee lids. https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/conservative-mp-tim-hortons-fibre-lids-1.7199306 Canada's been going through the whole stopping people using plastics is woke thing. Calgary had a 15c paper bag charge that lasted 2 weeks... The conservatives in Canada just seem to copy the rubbish they see from the republicans in the States. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted May 10 Share Posted May 10 Brings me no pleasure to advise that the Great British scone has gone woke. Pray for our Madeira cakes National Trust defends vegan scone recipe after ‘wokery’ criticism | The National Trust | The Guardian 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Suspect Device Posted May 10 Share Posted May 10 This is a woke watch. And will get you up to 3 years in jail in Malaysia. Malaysia bans Swatch ‘LGBTQ’ watches; owners, sellers face up to 3 years in jail | The Straits Times 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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