Hedgecutter Posted May 25 Share Posted May 25 This morning I found myself walking past a defibrillator and yet again sang 'defibrillator" to the tune of Sade's 'Smooth Operator'. Happens every time. I also found the Limmy sketch about throwing the teabags into the mug thinking "if this goes in then..." intriguing because I'd always done the exact thing in secret, having never known about anyone else doing it. What daft little things do you do? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Central Belt Caley Posted May 25 Share Posted May 25 Say thank you to Alexa when she plays the song I’ve requested 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiffRaff Posted May 25 Share Posted May 25 When calculating how much insulin to inject, if the result is a prime number I will add an extra unit. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted May 25 Share Posted May 25 25 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: This morning I found myself walking past a defibrillator and yet again sang 'defibrillator" to the tune of Sade's 'Smooth Operator'. Happens every time. "Mouth to mouth, Resuscitation, Saved a life...." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted May 25 Share Posted May 25 (edited) Don’t have them too often, but when I have a McDonalds burger and fries, I eat all the fries first, before unwrapping and eating the burger. Never have them together. I’m the most unfussy eater, a McDonalds is the only meal I do anything different with at all. Everything else, I just eat it. No idea why a McDonalds is any different. Edited May 25 by pozbaird 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'WellDel Posted May 25 Share Posted May 25 35 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: This morning I found myself walking past a defibrillator and yet again sang 'defibrillator" to the tune of Sade's 'Smooth Operator'. Happens every time. I also like to alter song lyrics to my own juvenile versions. Changing baby to boaby is a favourite, e.g. Soft Cell 'Touch ma boaby Tainted Love', or Britney Spears, 'Touch ma boaby one more time'. Mainly get enjoyment because it irks the wife every time tbh. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted May 25 Share Posted May 25 10 minutes ago, 'WellDel said: I also like to alter song lyrics to my own juvenile versions. Changing baby to boaby is a favourite, e.g. Soft Cell 'Touch ma boaby Tainted Love', or Britney Spears, 'Touch ma boaby one more time'. Mainly get enjoyment because it irks the wife every time tbh. I replace dance with w**k when I'm singing along to songs on the radio. "Oh, what a feeling... when you're wanking on the ceiling" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post tongue_tied_danny Posted May 25 Popular Post Share Posted May 25 When I'm using the microwave, I always open the door when there's one second left on the timer. I pretend that I'm James Bond and that I've just de-fused a bomb. 33 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted May 25 Share Posted May 25 Give daft nicknames to people that I never call them to their face. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curmudgeon Posted May 25 Share Posted May 25 When getting things out the car boot I sometimes press the button to close it then try to get what I need before it fully closes like I'm Indiana Jones retrieving my hat and whip from a fiendish medieval trap. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted May 25 Share Posted May 25 When refilling the bird feeder I always whistle to see if the birds will fly down & land on me like some Disney film. (Never happens) 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GNU_Linux Posted May 25 Share Posted May 25 Posting on this forum 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted May 25 Share Posted May 25 There’s a few of the song lyrics ones I do too…. ’Giant steps are what you take, walking in Dunoon’ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 25 Share Posted May 25 1 hour ago, 'WellDel said: I also like to alter song lyrics to my own juvenile versions. Changing baby to boaby is a favourite, e.g. Soft Cell 'Touch ma boaby Tainted Love', or Britney Spears, 'Touch ma boaby one more time'. Mainly get enjoyment because it irks the wife every time tbh. You can get your hole again. Was the original title for the big hit by Atomic Kitten. FACT! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 25 Author Share Posted May 25 1 hour ago, Central Belt Caley said: Say thank you to Alexa when she plays the song I’ve requested I say "Echo, shut the f*** up" simply cause it entertains me that it actually works. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 25 Share Posted May 25 When opening a new jar of coffee I like to peck holes in the foil with a pen. I like to see how many holes I can peck before the foil gives way and detaches itself from the jar. ^^^ Woody Woodpecker found 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 25 Share Posted May 25 Dunno whether to be relieved or worried that several of mine have already been mentioned. I go further than just changing song lyrics, and I've successfully ruined several good tunes for myself by creating dreadful versions with a different rhythm in my head, like giving something a calypso beat like every terrible variety performer in the Eighties. It's never, ever an improvement. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 25 Share Posted May 25 Just now, BFTD said: Dunno whether to be relieved or worried that several of mine have already been mentioned. I go further than just changing song lyrics, and I've successfully ruined several good tunes for myself by creating dreadful versions with a different rhythm in my head, like giving something a calypso beat like every terrible variety performer in the Eighties. It's never, ever an improvement. Have you ever had a word with Simon Cowell? There's a hit out there for you I think.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Central Belt Caley Posted May 25 Share Posted May 25 29 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: I say "Echo, shut the f*** up" simply cause it entertains me that it actually works. Try whispering a command, amuses me that it whispers back 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 25 Share Posted May 25 Just now, tamthebam said: Have you ever had a word with Simon Cowell? There's a hit out there for you I think.. Noted paedophile Jonathan King released an execrable album that had a series of (terrible) songs with the same drumbeat, each one from a different genre. I think hearing clips from it on breakfast TV warped my brain at a young age, as it's been trying to apply his shitening techniques ever since. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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