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11 hours ago, ICTChris said:

What is a dry robe?

It's an extremely spacious garment,towelled on the inside ,that means someone who goes wild swimming can remove their swimming gear,dry themselves&dress without hopping about in the scud&risking the sex offenders register or hypothermia 

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6 hours ago, 101 said:

Cold Water Smiling GIF by Diane in Denmark
it’s a coat with a towel on the inside. Middle class maws wear them like a uniform for every possible occasion and all look like the above.

Wid

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There’s been a lot of shite posted on here about what’s middle class, but that dry robe thing is definitely an identifier.

Only a middle class person or middle class aspirant would own one of these.

 

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Owns a Yacht or is a member of a sailing club.

My sister used to own a Yacht and she is a c**t.

West Highland Yachting Week in Oban gets full of the worst type of people.

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1 hour ago, johnnydun said:

 

West Highland Yachting Week in Oban gets full of the worst type of people.

I don't need further evidence. That sentence is fully self evident and should be accepted as objective fact. 

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2 hours ago, johnnydun said:

Owns a Yacht or is a member of a sailing club.

My sister used to own a Yacht and she is a c**t.

West Highland Yachting Week in Oban gets full of the worst type of people.

Any sailing or equestrian event.

If you're spending your Saturday at a Regatta or Gymkhana, you're middle to upper classed. And probably  a c**t.

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On 09/07/2024 at 11:12, Busta Nut said:

I got kicked out there. Being too loud apparently. f**k you mate it's a pub.

 

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On 29/06/2024 at 16:52, The Golden God said:

Using working class/older Scottish slang that even working class people don’t use much any more. “Swally/bevvy/tatties”. Always seems to be the Glasgow uni accent types that do it 

People don't say tatties or bevvy?

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7 hours ago, Snobot said:

Not sure about that. There’s a guy I meet on the street who works for the Council Cleansing Department, about 20 years or so, salt of the earth, takes no lip off nobody. Bought a boat, asked him how he managed, said “he’d saved his money.” Didn’t catch the name of the boat. 

It's Boaty McBoatface. I heard him tell ye. 

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14 hours ago, highlandmac said:

It's an extremely spacious garment,towelled on the inside ,that means someone who goes wild swimming can remove their swimming gear,dry themselves&dress without hopping about in the scud&risking the sex offenders register or hypothermia 

A dry robe used for it's intended purpose - Acceptable

 

A dry robe worn just to go to Asda - Not acceptable

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On 09/07/2024 at 10:42, 101 said:

Owning a dry robe 

And of course owning a place in one of the Eaat Neuk towns. Ladies can go wild swimming then have a wild sauna while the gents play cricket on the beach.

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2 hours ago, Shandon Par said:

And of course owning a place in one of the Eaat Neuk towns. Ladies can go wild swimming then have a wild sauna while the gents play cricket on the beach.

Elie

Full of Edinburgh lawyers at the weekends in their holiday homes.

Twats

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4 minutes ago, Leith Green said:

Elie

Full of Edinburgh lawyers at the weekends in their holiday homes.

Twats

Won’t hear a bad word against them as they keep me busy! 

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1 hour ago, Shandon Par said:

Won’t hear a bad word against them as they keep me busy! 

^  ^

Keeps their income up to pay for his repairs by using them for personal injury claims.

It's a racket.

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On 10/07/2024 at 15:12, Melanius Mullarkey said:

I’m going to buy myself a dry robe.

f**k it, f**k the lot of you.

Wifies wild swimming you say…

Go for it

Wild swimmings great;as long as there are no riffraff about

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9 hours ago, Shandon Par said:

And of course owning a place in one of the Eaat Neuk towns. Ladies can go wild swimming then have a wild sauna while the gents play cricket on the beach.

Any ones in particular where these wifies would Be swimming? Looking for lessons.

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7 hours ago, Leith Green said:

Elie

Full of Edinburgh lawyers at the weekends in their holiday homes.

Twats

I once cycled from Leven to Elie and back. Nearly killed myself.

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