coprolite Posted July 30 Share Posted July 30 Herring gulls and common gulls are what's known as a ring species. Threadworms are also a ring species, but in a very different way. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted July 30 Share Posted July 30 Gulls are bad c***s. Crows are good c***s. There's a bit of a turf war in my garden between gulls and crows. I'm on the side of the crows. They're sometimes on the back foot but they usually prevail. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 30 Share Posted July 30 9 minutes ago, tongue_tied_danny said: Gulls are bad c***s. Crows are good c***s. There's a bit of a turf war in my garden between gulls and crows. I'm on the side of the crows. They're sometimes on the back foot but they usually prevail. Some good crow v gull action here as well. I’m also on the crows side since one swooped down on Mrs Mullarkey whilst she was oor the back puffing on a Marlboro Super King. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 30 Share Posted July 30 I was attached once by a flock of seagulls, I did all I could really... I ran, I ran so far away 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted July 30 Share Posted July 30 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: I was attached once by a flock of seagulls, I did all I could really... I ran, I ran so far away What did they attach you to? Evil kunts, so they are. Devious an’ aw’. Was it a lamp post? Edited July 30 by pozbaird 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 30 Share Posted July 30 1 minute ago, pozbaird said: What did they attatch you to? Evil kunts, so they are. Devious an’ aw’. Was it a lamp post? Velcro. Crafty fuckers they are 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted July 30 Share Posted July 30 43 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: I was attached once by a flock of seagulls, I did all I could really... I ran, I ran so far away You were wishing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted July 30 Share Posted July 30 1 hour ago, tongue_tied_danny said: Gulls are bad c***s. Crows are good c***s. There's a bit of a turf war in my garden between gulls and crows. I'm on the side of the crows. They're sometimes on the back foot but they usually prevail. It's a triple threat match around here. Gulls vs Crows vs Magpies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted July 30 Share Posted July 30 Crows are b*****ds. They'll take lambs and peck the eyes out of sheep 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 30 Share Posted July 30 2 hours ago, Ned Nederlander said: Page 3 and nobody's pointed out that there's no such thing as a seagull. FFS P&B Or this mob. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 30 Share Posted July 30 1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Or this mob. 46 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: I was attached once by a flock of seagulls, I did all I could really... I ran, I ran so far away Does nobody read things anymore? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BukyOHare Posted July 30 Share Posted July 30 6 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said: Crows are b*****ds. They'll take lambs and peck the eyes out of sheep Can a crow lift up a lamb? Asking for a confused friend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted July 30 Share Posted July 30 16 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Or this mob. Keith Flint’s let himself go 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 30 Share Posted July 30 13 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Does nobody read things anymore? No, if he'd put a photo it might have sunk in. I did put a photo, so I win. 16 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said: Crows are b*****ds. They'll take lambs and peck the eyes out of sheep Crows and magpies are great. I've suspended my feeding programme until I work out a way to feed them, but exclude pigeons. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted July 30 Share Posted July 30 (edited) I once went to Baynes at the end of breakfast roll time and the guy said I might as well have all the bacon that was left. So he rammed the roll and it was full of really crispy bits from the bottom of the tray. I was then mugged by these sky rats mid first bite. I couldn't even go back and get another one. Soon after that i saw a 22 bus mince one and it popped like a balloon and I'll admit it. I was glad. I also saw two of them attack and eat a rat alive. Edited July 30 by invergowrie arab 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 30 Share Posted July 30 1 minute ago, invergowrie arab said: I once went to Baynes at the end of breakfast roll time and the guy said I might as well have all the bacon that was left. So he rammed the roll and it was full of really crispy bits from the bottom of the tray. I was then mugged by these sky rats mid first bite. I couldn't even go back and get another one. Soon after that i saw a 22 bus mince one and it popped like a balloon and I'll admit it. I was glad. I saw one being popped by a car. It was a strange mixture of crunching and bursting. I was glad and nauseated at the same time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMMjag Posted July 30 Share Posted July 30 They do an excellent job of pissing off Tory farmers, Tory gammons spending their summer holidays at British seaside resorts and Tory teuchter football fans. Good guys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 30 Share Posted July 30 Some stupid old bitch across the road from us used to feed the beasts. Shite everywhere and screeching at all hours. She’s dead now, so things have improved. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted July 30 Share Posted July 30 2 minutes ago, Rugster said: Some stupid old bitch across the road from us used to feed the beasts. Shite everywhere and screeching at all hours. She’s dead now, so things have improved. Thing with that is... feeding them actually harms them. They become dependent and lose their independence. Most people feed them bread. Which isn't part of their natural diet and causes health problems. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'WellDel Posted July 30 Share Posted July 30 1 minute ago, tongue_tied_danny said: Thing with that is... feeding them actually harms them. They become dependent and lose their independence. Most people feed them bread. Which isn't part of their natural diet and causes health problems. Maybe we could get Warburtons to sponsor a mass euthanizing of the b*****ds. Death by Toastie loaf. Surely we couldn't get done for that? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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