Richey Edwards Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 4 hours ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: At least you never had to kill cows all day with a sledgehammer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 9 hours ago, mathematics said: The fact that @throbber spunks into bins. Sorry throbber, but I’ll never forget that. It was a thread called your sense of humour which I can’t find anymore so is probably deleted. I wasn’t saying I found bin wanking funny but i had just realised some 15 years later what an odd thing it was to do and it entered my mind when I was at the mother in laws house at a time when I was ill from days of drinking around Christmas time and it provoked a laughing fit. Basically I was saying I would often laugh about things that were going on in my head when I was around people and they didn’t know why I was laughing, the w**k bin wasn’t mean to be the focal point. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 7 hours ago, BFTD said: Edit: I missed it, but apparently @King Kebab did something with octopuses? I can confirm this. Etched into my brain like a horrific slimy tattoo. Think it was Japanese. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 The 30 odd year old Dundee fan who came on to boast about how he had a 16 year old girlfriend, as if it he was expecting everyone to be impressed by this. He was rightfully chased for being a nonce. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 Paolo’s gambling strategy tip 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 9 hours ago, paranoid android said: Don't know about the worst thing, but I do remember posting the following: "Nae offence, but your daughter sounds like an absolute c**t." None taken. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 7 hours ago, welshbairn said: The problem with that was it was a washing machine, a fridge is almost believable. Wasn't there a 3-piece suite involved as well? The sofa balanced on the heid and an armchair under each arm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 One time a certain poster talked about how he had come in from work and his daughter who had started potty training was wrestling with him and then he said the next thing he knew there was a toddlers ****** in his face. The place went wild for a while then div came and deleted it all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 This one from Welshbairn in the stag do thread. I can’t quote it as the thread been archived 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 48 minutes ago, throbber said: One time a certain poster talked about how he had come in from work and his daughter who had started potty training was wrestling with him and then he said the next thing he knew there was a toddlers ****** in his face. The place went wild for a while then div came and deleted it all. I can’t remember who that was but it’s definitely up there with the worst thing I’ve read here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 3 minutes ago, Rugster said: I can’t remember who that was but it’s definitely up there with the worst thing I’ve read here. I could say his name but i think we all suffered enough at the time to go bringing it back up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 23 minutes ago, throbber said: I could say his name but i think we all suffered enough at the time to go bringing it back up. It’s not Beetlejuice FFS get it telt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 20 minutes ago, Rugster said: It’s not Beetlejuice FFS get it telt. He was called whisky chimp. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 10 hours ago, welshbairn said: The problem with that was it was a washing machine, a fridge is almost believable. Probably swallied a Fairy tablet for the energy. Sure it was an Airdrie/Clyde supporter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 4 minutes ago, Venti said: Probably swallied a Fairy tablet for the energy. Sure it was an Airdrie/Clyde supporter. Chlamydia Kid I think. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 1 minute ago, welshbairn said: Chlamydia Kid I think. Either him or headthebaw 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMDP Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 14 mile's jobby story and also kicking the cup of a homeless person story are definitely in the top five. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 Someone did a Football Manager save story thread and it was them playing as Barca edited into Scottish League Two. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crawford Bridge Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 How's your touch? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee-Bey Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 Yeah, 8mile flinging shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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