BFTD Posted yesterday at 02:08 Share Posted yesterday at 02:08 There's chaos on the streets. The news encourages everyone to stay indoors, but it's only a matter of time before the zombies/furriners/giant rabbits/hoodies are at your door. You're going to have to defend yourself and your family. What weapons do you have to hand? Are you trained in hand-to-hand combat? Do you have any experience in administering a stout deterrent to ruffians? Perhaps you have people to take care of these things for you? This is the thread for warning P&B about your capability for violence. Get us all telt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted yesterday at 04:11 Share Posted yesterday at 04:11 2 hours ago, BFTD said: There's chaos on the streets. The news encourages everyone to stay indoors, but it's only a matter of time before the zombies/furriners/giant rabbits/hoodies are at your door. You're going to have to defend yourself and your family. What weapons do you have to hand? Are you trained in hand-to-hand combat? Do you have any experience in administering a stout deterrent to ruffians? Perhaps you have people to take care of these things for you? This is the thread for warning P&B about your capability for violence. Get us all telt. 'Murica, we've all got guns. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted yesterday at 04:22 Share Posted yesterday at 04:22 I believe the answer to the question can be found at 12 Ruel Street. Password is "Bring Yer Maw". 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted yesterday at 04:23 Author Share Posted yesterday at 04:23 2 minutes ago, TxRover said: 'Murica, we've all got guns. Aye, but maybe @carpetmonster has a gatling gun or some shit. You'll never know if it's time to upgrade unless we discuss it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted yesterday at 04:28 Share Posted yesterday at 04:28 I've always wanted to skelp someone in the face with a paper plate full of squirty cream. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted 22 hours ago Share Posted 22 hours ago I've watched all of Steven segals documentaries (movies) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted 22 hours ago Share Posted 22 hours ago 2 hours ago, BFTD said: Aye, but maybe @carpetmonster has a gatling gun or some shit. You'll never know if it's time to upgrade unless we discuss it. Meh, that'd involve going to Indiana to buy one, and just no. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Ferguson's Hat Posted 19 hours ago Share Posted 19 hours ago (edited) As Johnno let rip with the stolen Kalashnikov and Squarehead fired off a round of Monkey Puzzler, I looked down at the Towelhead I'd just slotted. I didn’t stop to think about it long, we all get slotted sometime. Edited 19 hours ago by Barry Ferguson's Hat 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneteaminglasgow Posted 19 hours ago Share Posted 19 hours ago 6 hours ago, BFTD said: There's chaos on the streets. The news encourages everyone to stay indoors, but it's only a matter of time before the zombies/furriners/giant rabbits/hoodies are at your door. You're going to have to defend yourself and your family. In this situation, I would give in and accept my fate almost embarrassingly quickly to be honest. If I was being generous to myself, I’d say the amount of posters on here I could take in a fight will be in the single figures. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted 19 hours ago Share Posted 19 hours ago Battered Chuck Norris once. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted 18 hours ago Share Posted 18 hours ago 41 minutes ago, oneteaminglasgow said: In this situation, I would give in and accept my fate almost embarrassingly quickly to be honest. If I was being generous to myself, I’d say the amount of posters on here I could take in a fight will be in the single figures. At the same time? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Central Belt Caley Posted 18 hours ago Share Posted 18 hours ago I’ve been on Danny Dyers Deadliest men 3 times, so you don’t want to mess with me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParsJake Posted 17 hours ago Share Posted 17 hours ago Wot faackin' tool? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted 17 hours ago Share Posted 17 hours ago 2 hours ago, Venti said: Battered Chuck Norris once. Single or supper? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted 17 hours ago Share Posted 17 hours ago Only person on this site who I'd have any concern about in a square go is yer man @Bairnardo. @Shandon Paras well if he wasn't a clumsy f**ker 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted 17 hours ago Share Posted 17 hours ago Just now, Bert Raccoon said: Only person on this site who I'd have any concern about in a square go is yer man @Bairnardo. @Shandon Paras well if he wasn't a clumsy f**ker Nows the time brother, iv been living high on the hog the last couple of weeks and consequently am a fat wee basturt atm. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted 17 hours ago Share Posted 17 hours ago I’m the only man in history of mankind that’s swum across the straight of Johor, to avoid the police. Nobody’s ever done it before, not because of the currents, nothing like that; it’s sharks. Not shark-infested but none of the locals go paddling or swimming. Sharks’ll have a look at me and think yeah I know how to do them, you punch them right in the f***ing earhole and they swim off. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted 17 hours ago Share Posted 17 hours ago Im more of a lover than a fighter tbh. So aggressive finger blasting from me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted 16 hours ago Share Posted 16 hours ago Shout loudly at them and run away 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted 16 hours ago Share Posted 16 hours ago I'd quite happily hold somebody over the edge of a cliff and drop them after saying a corny one liner (cf. Commando), but I'd probably have regrets about it later when I inevitably think of something punchier I could have used. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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