Dee Man Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 I recently thought I was beginning to struggle with spicy foods for some reason, however it appears that my tongue has turned into that much of a little bitch over the past fortnight that I'm finding even toothpaste and chewing gum too nippy to handle FFS. I'm going to the doctors in the morning anyway so I'll find out whether these AIDS are of the good or bad variety. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin_3110 Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 I recently thought I was beginning to struggle with spicy foods for some reason, however it appears that my tongue has turned into that much of a little bitch over the past fortnight that I'm finding even toothpaste and chewing gum too nippy to handle FFS. I'm going to the doctors in the morning anyway so I'll find out whether these AIDS are of the good or bad variety. Pregnant 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex_14 Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 That tv show where those two fk wits ( who look like they've been out on the p1ss all night - at BBC license payers expense of course ) go around slagging peoples houses off ( Homes under the hammer ? ) It's all - " Oh look at this horrible wall paper " or " oh, these curtains will have to go " Mate - this is where people grew up - had ( hopefully ) happy days - so who the fk are these Cnts to go in and slag of your old family home ? and see the amount of times they say " em, it has potential " ( now that I've said it hopefully you will notice ) Anyhoo - bunch of C U N ext T esday S and petty - but it does my nut in.... GLA BTW - I, nor any home I have stayed in, nor anybody I know has featured in this show - so these comments come straight from the heart.... Why have you been regularly watching it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 I recently thought I was beginning to struggle with spicy foods for some reason, however it appears that my tongue has turned into that much of a little bitch over the past fortnight that I'm finding even toothpaste and chewing gum too nippy to handle FFS. I'm going to the doctors in the morning anyway so I'll find out whether these AIDS are of the good or bad variety. I took the time to Google this for you and the medical profession reckon you have some sort of head or neck cancer. Failing that, it's oral thrush. Hope this helps. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 I took the time to Google this for you and the medical profession reckon you have some sort of head or neck cancer. Failing that, it's oral thrush. Hope this helps. Firstly, thanks for taking the time to do that and secondly, thanks for putting my mind at rest. The relief that it's only cancer and not the bad AIDS is immeasurable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 Firstly, thanks for taking the time to do that and secondly, thanks for putting my mind at rest. The relief that it's only cancer and not the bad AIDS is immeasurable. I've looked into alternative medicine and there's a Finnish guy with quite a few followers who insists that you should cut your tongue off with a rusty stanley knife. The healing powers of the rust will make it grow back good as new and quicker than a lizard's tail. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 *see my last post in RTBC thread* I'm on Early's tomorrow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 We've had a few break-ins at work lately, and we've been waiting for nearly 3 weeks on one of the directors coming down from Dundee to see what we can do to improve security. The head honcho's son is coming down on Tuesday, when we are due to finish up. This will mean no chance of the managers being pished by 10am, and no chance of us getting away by at least 11am. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 We've had a few break-ins at work lately, and we've been waiting for nearly 3 weeks on one of the directors coming down from Dundee to see what we can do to improve security. Is he walking? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 Nope, he's just a twat that doesn't care about the losses at the depot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 (edited) Inside job? P&B Resident Polis been called in to investigate? Edited December 16, 2015 by Swarley 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bairn Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 Inside job? P&B Resident Polis been called in to investigate? Fear not, PC Cabe is on the task 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 Firstly, thanks for taking the time to do that and secondly, thanks for putting my mind at rest. The relief that it's only cancer and not the bad AIDS is immeasurable. I know you Dundonians are a resourceful bunch and you can probably graft a new head on. It will be fine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 I'll see what I can do 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 After Homes under the hammer spiel, I got lost and have no fucking idea what the rest of it was meant to say. The annoying thing about Homes Under The Hammer is that the BBC employee the laziest, most literal sound mixer in humanity. A house with a green door - Background has Green Door by Shakin' Stevens The presenter says it a quiet village - So Quiet by Bjork in the background Every musical sequence could have been choosen by a 15 year old typing the last two words he hears the presenter saying, or the last obvious thing they saw........ And the git makes a good living doing it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 The annoying thing about Homes Under The Hammer is that the BBC employee the laziest, most literal sound mixer in humanity. In his defence, he's probably aware that most of the audience would die from fright if he played something unexpected. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 Just saw this in the back of some lassie's car. What an absolute fucking tragedy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 I took the time to Google this for you and the medical profession reckon you have some sort of head or neck cancer. Failing that, it's oral thrush. Hope this helps. I know you haven't slept all night worrying about my tongue so to put your mind at rest it's either oral thrush, an infection or down to an iron deficiency. I've got Corsodyl antiseptic mouthwash to sort me out. The pharmacist also suggested taking a high pressure jet wash to the missus' vagina. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 I'll take one for the forum team and pump your missus to inspect the cleanliness of her fanny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 I'll take one for the forum team and pump your missus to inspect the cleanliness of her fanny. As long as you pour Corsodyl mouthwash on your cock first. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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