Ya Bezzer! Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 You normally see it on women's high heels but I was crossing a railway bridge and there was a guy three or four steps ahead of me. Yeah, I'm talking about price stickers or bar code stickers left on the soles of shoes. Genuinely infuriating when I see it. I just want to shout "TAKE THE FUCKING STICKERS OFF YOUR SHOES!!!!!!" I don't though, I suppress it all and then one day I die early from an aneurysm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 Is he older or younger than you? I'm guessing that I'm older than Mozza but his wife says I'm better looking 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 His wife says everyone is better looking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 People with flashing avatars. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 Wrong on both accounts. I'm a page 3 stunner. Is this the wrong occasion for Pics or GTF? Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 Tickets go on sale in 11 minutes, phones got 5% battery. I've no charger near. I'm wasting battery life typing this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 Try to imagine a stubbly Sam Fox, G-bo. Trying, nothing's happening. Oh oh hang on aye Wid. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 Tickets go on sale in 11 minutes, phones got 5% battery. I've no charger near. I'm wasting battery life typing this. P M me your credit card details & I'll sort it for you, I've got 86% left. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 Lassie in front of me in the queue for the ticket machine at the train station was taking ages fannying around on her phone to get her email with the reference number. It was like she was suddenly surprised when she had to use the machine that she needed her reference number. I on the other hand had my reference number noted down on my phone and ready to go and my card in my hand. But then I'm a man (a man man man). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 Lassie in front of me in the queue for the ticket machine at the train station was taking ages fannying around on her phone to get her email with the reference number. It was like she was suddenly surprised when she had to use the machine that she needed her reference number. I on the other hand had my reference number noted down on my phone and ready to go and my card in my hand. But then I'm a man (a man man man). ^^^Public Transport Etiquette for this pish Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya Bezzer! Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 Tickets go on sale in 11 minutes, phones got 5% battery. I've no charger near. I'm wasting battery life typing this. Phone batteries in general are annoying. My phone more time plugged into the wall than in my pocket. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 I managed to get the tickets, the pad that was mysteriously dead last night had 15% in it this morning! I should probably charge things more often. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 I hate when you are staying at someone's house and there is nothing in for breakfast and you are miles away from a shop. You in jail again? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 No - at least they would feed me if I were. Yea they would feed you. Feed you semen. From their penises. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 Halfers on a half Q. The other half says skint until Tuesday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 Footballers (and to a lesser extent, Managers) covering their mouths when they speak to each other so no one can see what they're saying to one another. f**k the f**k off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 Footballers (and to a lesser extent, Managers) covering their mouths when they speak to each other so no one can see what they're saying to one another. f**k the f**k off. Watching the Clasico? Does my tits right in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 Watching the Clasico? Does my tits right in. Can you lip read in French and Spanish? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 Can you lip read in French and Spanish? You mean you can't? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 You mean you can't? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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