philpy Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 I thought you were going up Loch Ness/Lomond you lying cùnt?! We did. Over the campsie hills and down to balloch and loch lomond shores. Get it up ye. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 We did. Over the campsie hills and down to balloch and loch lomond shores. Get it up ye. Everywhere. Anywhere. You will follow on! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 My mate's band recently did two gigs in the North of England. He's referring to them as a 'tour'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 My mate's band recently did two gigs in the North of England. He's referring to them as a 'tour'. ^^^ groupie snob 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 I made some spicy butternut squash soup there, have made a balls of it and overdid the "spicy" - it's taking the mouth off me! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 I made some spicy butternut squash soup there, have made a balls of it and overdid the "spicy" - it's taking the mouth off me! Stir in some cream/milk/yoghurt (plan as not sure strawberry yoghurt would add to taste!) and that should help the heat reduce 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 Stir in some cream/milk/yoghurt (plan as not sure strawberry yoghurt would add to taste!) and that should help the heat reduce I've got some of that gold top/jersey cow milk in the fridge, will try adding a bit. Thanks for the tip 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 Stir in some cream/milk/yoghurt (plan as not sure strawberry yoghurt would add to taste!) and that should help the heat reduce Good advice to plan. I would plan to put plain in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Martians who think everybody is telepathic and don't bother to learn to speak the language. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Lenny Henry has released a 'blues' album. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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welshbairn Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 This will cheer you up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 It did not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 It did not. He's quite funny towards the end, honest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 He's quite funny towards the end, honest. I'll take your word for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 He's quite funny towards the end, honest. Funnier than this? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 (edited) Funnier than this? bawm.jpg He was being ironic as Gerry Adams would say. You don't a Knighthood by messing with the Queen Mother's favourite show. Edited May 2, 2016 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Lenny Henry has released a 'blues' album. Just because he's of African origan does not make him a blues singer ico. Or as the Bonzos put it " Can Blue Men Sing The Whites " 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Radioactive isotopes that have a half life of seconds. "Hey everybody - look what I have discovered. Oh dear, it's gone." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 People who position their trolley right in the middle of the travelator so you can't walk past. Cyclists with no lights and no reflective/light clothing using a busy road in the dark. Your death wish pal. Less than 24hrs and I'm already sick to death of people who've never previously shown any interest in football suddenly becoming experts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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