Granny Danger Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 That's why cats are better. I've certainly never heard a cat bark. If you have dependency issues then maybe keeping a cat is better than keeping a dog. Personally I've never had any desire to keep any sort of pet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 The only conclusion that I can draw from that is that you live in a fairly affluent neighbourhood. The flat downstairs have a corsa - how does that fit your stereotyping? But yes, I do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 As for drivers who don't indicate, I drive a BMW and I indicate, the mrs drives an Audi and indicates, the arsehole next door drives a jaguar, and generally acts like a c*nt. Yes you indicate but is it left for turning left and right for turning right or do you try not to be so predictable? Please clarify. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 Yes you indicate but is it left for turning left and right for turning right or do you try not to be so predictable? Please clarify. I generally indicate when I think other drivers are complete c*nts. Occasionally, I also do this on P&B. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 I've certainly never heard a cat bark. If you have dependency issues then maybe keeping a cat is better than keeping a dog. Personally I've never had any desire to keep any sort of pet. Good to know 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 I always indicate. But on the opposite side. f**k the system. You must be one of these old b*****ds, for it is always them, that indicate right when coming off a circle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 People who slam on the brakes, then indicate when turning left on a straight road. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 People who get annoyed when you slam on the brakes when they're tailgating you at 70>mph 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 Good to know I'm glad I shared with you then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 c***s who don't celebrate goals and instead film crap on their phone. Whilst I'm ranting about phones and football, tossers who film penalties, free kicks, corners or indeed any of the game on their fucking phones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 ^^^^has shit phone with no camera IMO 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 ^^^^has shit phone with no camera IMO It has a camera. I used it to take pictures of YER MAW smoking ma dobber 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 What's worse -Not indicating or the wankers who indicate right/left and go straight ahead? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garybs Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 Getting back to driving, idiots who cannot stick to a speed limit through roadworks. When I'm the front car in the queue I'm able to stick at the constant speed without any issues yet whenever there's a line of cars in front of me it's speed up then slow down, it's not that difficult... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 People who think computer games are only for kids and seem to take some sort of pride in saying things like "I don't play computer games; I'm an adult." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 When you see somebody engrossed in their phone heading straight towards a post, but they notice this at the last possible moment. Disappointing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 In Inverness, there is a roundabout under the A9 that connects to the A96. There is a ramp to take you up to the A9 heading north. It has a slow lane and a fast lane but a lot of slow cars go into the fast lane because they will going into the right hand lane for the next roundabout just before the Kessock Bridge 1 mile on. Come to think about it, I also don't like it when people get into the right hand lane for the Tore roundabout about two miles beforehand. Actually, now that I think about it there are several other places where this annoying behaviour occurs (Glasgow, Edinburgh, Aberdeen and Dundee spring to mind as well as the Perth bypass heading south towards Edinburgh) Also, I don't like people who use too many words to get their point across. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 People who think computer games are only for kids and seem to take some sort of pride in saying things like "I don't play computer games; I'm an adult." People who think sitting around playing computer games makes them an adult. It's for kids. It's not real. I don't care if you can beat up a prostitute on the pretend game: it's not real. It's completely pointless. There are people who queue overnight outside shops for things like i-phones or trainers: they are idiots. It's the same for the latest release of computer games. Idiots. Stay in bed, wait a day, then wander into the shop and buy your virgin hobby game off the shelf without having to stand in a queue with other people that think Middle Earth is a real place. f**k the f**k off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 That's why cats are better. I didn't realise Rugster was a lonely, 90 year old female. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 People who think sitting around playing computer games makes them an adult. It's for kids. It's not real. I don't care if you can beat up a prostitute on the pretend game: it's not real. It's completely pointless. There are people who queue overnight outside shops for things like i-phones or trainers: they are idiots. It's the same for the latest release of computer games. Idiots. Stay in bed, wait a day, then wander into the shop and buy your virgin hobby game off the shelf without having to stand in a queue with other people that think Middle Earth is a real place. f**k the f**k off. ^^^ Missus wouldn't let him get a PS4 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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