Swarley Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 From the RTBC thread I'm considering going to do some work. Then I'm going for a pint. #winning It all makes sense now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 (edited) Complaining about driving. This years states for Thailand over the Songkran Festive period (Thai New Year). This is only reported accidents which the police have been involved. Deaths are counted if dead at the scene and not even 10 mins later if in hospital. Indicators Edited May 19, 2016 by SlipperyP 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 Complains about people that like computer games but likes to go to pubs which are notorious hangouts for bullshitters, fatties and general scum, especially during the day in the middle of the week. Jakeball central and no life. I'd rather lose myself in an engrossing story and having fun doing so, instead of listening to old Tam spout his unrivalled knowledge and wisom on everything from football to the Chinese cheese markets. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 See, last night I stayed up late playing computer games and today I plan on spending my day in the pub betting on horses. I really don't know where I stand in this argument. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 Complains about people that like computer games but likes to go to pubs which are notorious hangouts for bullshitters, fatties and general scum, especially during the day in the middle of the week. Jakeball central and no life. I'd rather lose myself in an engrossing story and having fun doing so, instead of listening to old Tam spout his unrivalled knowledge and wisom on everything from football to the Chinese cheese markets. £380 million business, you shouldn't be turning your nose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 £380 million business, you shouldn't be turning your nose. I thought the Chinese were allergic to cheese. Mind you I also thought Japanese girls don't have any pubic hair, which I know for a fact not to be true. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 .... I also thought Japanese girls don't have any pubic hair, which I know for a fact not to be true. If booitsme's 10million posts in the NSFW forum have taught us one thing then its that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 I wouldn't know, I'm no expert. I'm also not in a pub so that further hinders my knowledge of such things. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 Just listened to Russell Brand talking about politics, and didn't find him anything like as annoying as I have done in the past. I think I might be ill. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 How Belgian/Empire biscuits are only coated with icing sugar on one side. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 I thought the Chinese were allergic to cheese. Mind you I also thought Japanese girls don't have any pubic hair, which I know for a fact not to be true. Chinese people(All Asians) are in large lactose intolerance (more accurately lactase non-persistence) , however, dairy products are becoming much more popular, hence the 380 million business for cheese. Did Tam at the pub, no tell you this already? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 Chinese people(All Asians) are in large lactose intolerance (more accurately lactase non-persistence) Pardon?¿ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 Read something a while back that people from Japan stereotype Westerners as smelling like sour milk, which is a lovely thought. I can sense a dig at fans of a certain club incoming... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 Pardon?¿ The normal condition for all adult mammals who no longer drink mother's milk. People of primarily Northern European heritage have a particular haplotype (gene) that allows lactase persistence, that allows the use of dairy without side effects. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 The normal condition for all adult mammals who no longer drink mother's milk. People of primarily Northern European heritage have a particular haplotype (gene) that allows lactase persistence, that allows the use of dairy without side effects. Do the Chinese get off there faces sniffing cheese then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 This is the first time I've ever seen Slippery sober. I do not like it one bit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 Do the Chinese get off there faces sniffing cheese then?I wondered why they were buying all the Australian dairy farms 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 I think Monster may have had a stroke. mmnnth frnth d-d-d-d- ffnck rff! From the RTBC thread It all makes sense now *dances* Complains about people that like computer games but likes to go to pubs which are notorious hangouts for bullshitters, fatties and general scum, especially during the day in the middle of the week. Jakeball central and no life. I'd rather lose myself in an engrossing story and having fun doing so, instead of listening to old Tam spout his unrivalled knowledge and wisom on everything from football to the Chinese cheese markets. You seem such fun, it seems being a shut-in fantasist is working well for you. Good guy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 Fat blokes that obviously don't have a job walking round ASDA with Bluetooth headsets on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 The new breed of football cliche.... including big hitters like "we go again..." after receiving a length "If Messi had have done that...." after a suitably shite player acheives something better than mediocre. Referring to a position by number, commonly 9 or 10. "There was contact" To justify a soft as shite pen. It needs to be a foul, not contact you fucking cretin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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