Silvio Tattiescone Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Two pints of Amstel are washing things down nicely. Pudding - "Textures of banana", "slow cooked apple balls" ice cream (blue cheese, burnt butter or basil) or elderflower sorbet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Btw, there's a vegan in the restaurant. Ask me how I know? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 I've just seen an advert for a video game where it's trying to give the impression that grown men playing video games is cool. It's not cool. You're grown men playing video games. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 When I buy 2 Thunderball lucky dips and the Thunderball number is the same on both lines. My frustration obviously subsides if that number happens to be drawn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Cort's Hamstring Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 (edited) Found an absolutely incredible flat when out looking earlier this week, within our budget and miles better than anything else we had seen. Got onto the letting agent as soon as I got home to get going on the application process, only to be told today that someone else had come in and offered an extra £100 a month, taking it out of our price range. Seething. Edited June 1, 2016 by Carl Cort's Hamstring 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 I've just seen an advert for a video game where it's trying to give the impression that grown men playing video games is cool. It's not cool. You're grown men playing video games. ^^^ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 (edited) The fact that I can't post links or amusing pictures on t'interweb. (or spell properly) Edited June 1, 2016 by Fae_the_'briggs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 There's a car parked in the bus zone at my office campus causing all kinds of delays. Closer inspection finds it has a flat tyre so can't be moved. But the driver is waiting for NRMA (equivalent to AA) to arrive and change the tyre for him. Get it changed yourself you lazy b*****d. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 There's a car parked in the bus zone at my office campus causing all kinds of delays. Closer inspection finds it has a flat tyre so can't be moved. But the driver is waiting for NRMA (equivalent to AA) to arrive and change the tyre for him. Get it changed yourself you lazy b*****d. Can you do that? I'm sitting with a coffee and the radio on next time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 (edited) Can you do that? I'm sitting with a coffee and the radio on next time.Lol, not sure about the AA but you can with NRMA and if you are a lazy cund Edited June 1, 2016 by Swarley 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crawford Baptie Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 What's the NSFW password? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 What's the NSFW password?Divswifehasniceboobs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 IAGREE 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 NOTHINGWORTHAWANK 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 I've just seen an advert for a video game where it's trying to give the impression that grown men playing video games is cool. It's not cool. You're grown men playing video games. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 Scotrail. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 The presenters of, and everyone that has called into Clyde 1. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 ^^^ Kens the score B) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 (edited) The wee fastener strip of material on an umbrella, when walking constantly making its way around to the front in my line of vision, no matter the strategy employed for holding the umbrella. f**k that shit. Edited June 2, 2016 by banana 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 Why are you carrying an umbrella on a day like today? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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