welshbairn Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 I've looked into it and apparently most airlines won't give you a refund unless one of the people flying together dies. Fucking dreadful excuse though. I don't really want to drag my Dad into a public stramash, or get some poor bint in Bangalore sacked for possibly getting her poor English wrong. I will try and find out if it's on their list of things to say though, try to get a copy of the text, and send it to every fucking media outlet on the planet. Any help with that would be much appreciated, I'm not on Facebook. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 I've looked into it and apparently most airlines won't give you a refund unless one of the people flying together dies. Fucking dreadful excuse though. I don't really want to drag my Dad into a public stramash, or get some poor bint in Bangalore sacked for possibly getting her poor English wrong. I will try and find out if it's on their list of things to say though, try to get a copy of the text, and send it to every fucking media outlet on the planet. Any help with that would be much appreciated, I'm not on Facebook. Life's too short...you said the insurance will cover so why bother? Everyone knows corporations are c***s...budget airlines being amongst the biggest c***s of all...so nothing new in what you're saying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 Life's too short...you said the insurance will cover so why bother? Everyone knows corporations are c***s...budget airlines being amongst the biggest c***s of all...so nothing new in what you're saying. I got the impression it wasn't about the money but the incredibly crass thing that was said to him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 Changed my mind, I've got a letter from my Dad's doctor I'm going to send along with a letter to the Chairman of EasyJet describing the phone call. I'll keep copies of all correspondence and leak it at the right time whether I get compo or not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 This "X goal sounds better with Titanic music" patter. Fucking woeful stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 Changed my mind, I've got a letter from my Dad's doctor I'm going to send along with a letter to the Chairman of EasyJet describing the phone call. I'll keep copies of all correspondence and leak it at the right time whether I get compo or not. Tell them they are a shower of infidels and you'll be taking charge of one of their planes. P&B's first hijacker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 I think there's more sluts in Ullapool than Havana, so it's probably for the best. More cigar smokers in Havana surely? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 Changed my mind, I've got a letter from my Dad's doctor I'm going to send along with a letter to the Chairman of EasyJet describing the phone call. I'll keep copies of all correspondence and leak it at the right time whether I get compo or not. Remember to threaten them with leaking it all over social media if you don't get the desired response. I always like to tell them I have thousands of followers on facebook and twitter despite not even having twitter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gingette Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 In camper van with five other folk and three of them snore (not in sync). Seriously if this goes on much longer they'll feel the wrath of my pillow! Grrrrrr 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 In camper van with five other folk and three of them snore (not in sync). Seriously if this goes on much longer they'll feel the wrath of my pillow! Grrrrrr Orgy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 Remember to threaten them with leaking it all over social media if you don't get the desired response. I always like to tell them I have thousands of followers on facebook and twitter despite not even having twitter. Also, tell them that you are very good friends with a lawyer/journalist/both, and "They're very interested in my story". That's a big favourite in the world of customer relations. Or Watchdog. Yeah, "Watchdog are calling me back" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 Back from a week in Spain and have already caught a cold/cough. Not helpful when I'm extremely busy all week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 In camper van with five other folk and three of them snore (not in sync). Seriously if this goes on much longer they'll feel the wrath of my pillow! Grrrrrr Orgy? Thinks an Orgy involves snoring - Take it you ain't been to a decent orgy then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 Thinks an Orgy involves snoring - Take it you ain't been to a decent orgy then? The snoring was an indication of how well we all slept from such rampant sex obviously. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 Thinks an Orgy involves snoring - It does if he has to use Rohypnol first. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 In camper van with five other folk and three of them snore (not in sync). Seriously if this goes on much longer they'll feel the wrath of my pillow! Grrrrrr ^^^^^^^slipperyP wannabe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 Don't fancy a Rohypnol orgy much. It'd be like that round on Whose Line is it Anyway? where Tony Slattery would always end up posing Ryan Stiles with his hands on Colin Mochrie's arse 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 Getting told your gran is unlikely to live beyond September and might be gone just after your birthday. It's pretty fucking shit to be honest. Cheers for the messages earlier on, Im away to go see her today, unfortunately she got taken into hospital yesterday afternoon so hoping its good news when i get up there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ira Gaines Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 Audiobooks that have music playing for the first few minutes. Get that to f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 My phone screen is showing with 1 unread email but when I look at my emails I have read them all - slightly annoying! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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