smpar Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 Bet 365's constant hoop-licking of Rangers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 2 hours ago, Shandon Par said: I saw some boy on Gladiators jump cars and thought it looked a piece of piss. Tried it in St Andrews one night. The car was covered in ice and as I'd jumped it Superman style I just skidded off the top and ended in a heap head first. Had a similar problem with a gate the other night and now can't turn my head to the right. You're a fucking bozo. I'm embarrassed that we have the same taste in footwear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 1 minute ago, Granny Danger said: You're a fucking bozo. I'm embarrassed that we have the same taste in footwear. ^^^ Jealous about not being able to leap cars type post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: ^^^ Jealous about not being able to leap cars type post. Going my your previous post it doesn't seem like a skill that you've conquered either. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 3 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: Speaking of cars. A boy walked over the top of my car at 4 in the morning. Who the actual f**k does things like that?! The little tosser is lucky it was my missus that caught him and not me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 Duncan Mckenzie the original mini jumper and golf ball thrower. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: ^^^ Jealous about not being able to leap cars type post. Gate? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 2 minutes ago, hellbhoy said: Gate? Sare yin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 I feel asleep at the back of 5, usually that'd see me out for the count until about 3am when I'd get up and face the day. Not in this heat. I've woke up covered in sweat, will probably shower and definitely be awake all night now. FML. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 6 minutes ago, hellbhoy said: Gate? Pretty much, but with added landing on head & neck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominique Malonga Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 This Heat really is criminal man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 It's brutal because of the humidity. Heat wouldn't be so bad on its on. Yet we'll all moan like f**k when it rains tomorrow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 (edited) I never moan when it rains. In fact, I'm only happy when it rains. wid. Edited July 19, 2016 by Deeboy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 2 minutes ago, Deeboy said: I never moan when it rains. In fact, I'm only happy when it rains. wid. You're some Manson. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 28 minutes ago, Widge said: It's brutal because of the humidity. Heat wouldn't be so bad on its on. Yet we'll all moan like f**k when it rains tomorrow. I love the rain. Don't get the obsession people have with weather, especially when so many sit at a desk all day then go home (in the car) and sit and watch TV. It's almost as if folk have been brainwashed and indeed it almost seems like weathermen/women actively brainwash the populace in the way they describe rain ("miserable", "dreary", "dreich" etc and how they use terms like "unfortunately" when talking about rain). It's just a wee bit of water and not a fucking plague of AIDS tipped hammers falling from the sky 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cream Cheese Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 You lot think you have it bad? Try being ginger in this heat on a bus for 3 hours with no ****ing windows. I'd hate to be that guy..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 Video games with censored songs in them. If you can't have a song that says 'shit' in it, why bother? All the briefly silenced bit does is draw attention to the fact that The Man has kept you down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 9 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: I love the rain. Don't get the obsession people have with weather, especially when so many sit at a desk all day then go home (in the car) and sit and watch TV. It's almost as if folk have been brainwashed and indeed it almost seems like weathermen/women actively brainwash the populace in the way they describe rain ("miserable", "dreary", "dreich" etc and how they use terms like "unfortunately" when talking about rain). It's just a wee bit of water and not a fucking plague of AIDS tipped hammers falling from the sky The weather's just another reason for deeply boring punters to talk shite to me in lifts. "Oh, well - nearly Friday..." Get fucked. It's Tuesday afternoon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 2 minutes ago, Cream Cheese said: You lot think you have it bad? Try being ginger in this heat on a bus for 3 hours with no ****ing windows. I'd hate to be that guy..... You saw what happened when you left the bus yesterday Harry. Do you never learn? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 Apparently 'it's just your postecode' who'd have thought you doddery auld hoors. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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