Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...

[Gaz FFC]

Love the threat that 6.45 is early 

[philpy]

Love the threat that 6.45 is early 

It would Be for her, she's a teacher, and the schools are on holiday.

[DDcups]

10 minutes ago, philpy said:

I'll get out no probs, but that's just bad fucking parking.
DDcups, I'll council estate you ya c**t, it's the top of my street, there's only row of houses like those ones on the left.

Kiss my tits bitch.

[Gaz FFC]

1 minute ago, philpy said:

 

It would Be for her, she's a teacher, and the schools are on holiday.

 

Honk til the lazy cow gets up Philpy

[BFTD]

Philpy, are you on Neighbourhood Watch? I feel like I know the view from your window better than my own, FFS.

[philpy]

When it comes to Parking, I'm the champion Curtain twitcher.

[Bert Raccoon]

7 minutes ago, philpy said:

When it comes to Parking, I'm the champion Curtain twitcher.

[lichtie23]

Do you think that your neighbours also post on here and see how much their parking infuriates you so continue to do
It?

[Boghead ranter]

9 hours ago, lichtie23 said:

Do you think that your neighbours also post on here and see how much their parking infuriates you so continue to do
It?

Aye, on some other message board there's someone saying 

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The nosy c**t's taking pictures out of his window again.  He better not wake me up in the morning with his over-revving attempts to reverse out past my car.  You could drive a bus through that space.

 

[Emiliano ZaBankie]

People who say tribuneral, prostrate cancer and serious ('watching the third serious of game of thrones'). Generally find if someone says one they'll say all three.

[Boghead ranter]

Just now, Broomhill Ultra said:

People who say tribuneral, prostrate cancer and serious ('watching the third serious of game of thrones'). Generally find if someone says one they'll say all three.

You've been very pacific there.

[Swarley]

My 4yo daughter has just suffered her second night terror in a week. And they are aptly named, the first one completely freaked us out. She was screaming blue murder and looked for all purposes completely awake. It was almost like she was shouting at someone or something else in the room. When she eventually calmed down and was fully awake she had no memory of what had just happened. Very freaky.

[MEADOWXI]

When you try and explain to the other half,

I do love you but for the next 15 minutes as we walk through this crowded shopping centre can we not hold hands because it is very busy and

There are loads of people with prams and pushchairs, stalls to get round, people walking at different speeds and in different directions and the process of trying to hold hands and using 3-D geometry to calculate changing spaces ahead to ensure there is enough space to get two through the gap walking side by side is an exercise that would tire the brain of Stephen Hawkins (and folk in wheelchairs are another hazard as well), is that OK?

 

Her response ' why don't you love me anymore?',

And cue walking through a shopping centre bumping into folk, arm and leg movements that look like you doing the Gay Gordons to get round a bin, and generally life being more awkward for that time period.

[Sergeant Wilson]

35 minutes ago, Swarley said:

My 4yo daughter has just suffered her second night terror in a week. And they are aptly named, the first one completely freaked us out. She was screaming blue murder and looked for all purposes completely awake. It was almost like she was shouting at someone or something else in the room. When she eventually calmed down and was fully awake she had no memory of what had just happened. Very freaky.

Have you seen The Exorcist?

[Grim O'Grady]

6 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

Have you seen The Exorcist?

I thought he was banned?

G-Bo

[Rugster]

I know the customer is king, and the customer is always right, and without customers you wouldn't have a business but by f**k, I fucking hate customers.

[Rugster]

6 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

 

 

Iv always been glad I dont work in a public facing game, because (generalising here obv) I dont like the public. It harbours far too many total nuggets

 

Thankfully I'm not public facing, or even customer facing, but I've had to get involved with one particular customer and it's absolute hell. They're not a member of the public, it's a trade (retail) customer, and they are a shower of utter, utter c***s that are making my life a misery right now.

[Grim O'Grady]

1 hour ago, Rugster said:

Thankfully I'm not public facing, or even customer facing, but I've had to get involved with one particular customer and it's absolute hell. They're not a member of the public, it's a trade (retail) customer, and they are a shower of utter, utter c***s that are making my life a misery right now.

what's the pay like in them call centres, asking for a friend obv?

G-Bo

[Dee Man]

3 hours ago, MEADOWXI said:

When you try and explain to the other half,

I do love you but for the next 15 minutes as we walk through this crowded shopping centre can we not hold hands because it is very busy and

There are loads of people with prams and pushchairs, stalls to get round, people walking at different speeds and in different directions and the process of trying to hold hands and using 3-D geometry to calculate changing spaces ahead to ensure there is enough space to get two through the gap walking side by side is an exercise that would tire the brain of Stephen Hawkins (and folk in wheelchairs are another hazard as well), is that OK?

 

Her response ' why don't you love me anymore?',

And cue walking through a shopping centre bumping into folk, arm and leg movements that look like you doing the Gay Gordons to get round a bin, and generally life being more awkward for that time period.

I fucking hate holding hands.

[Fudge]

Cancun. Yet again I've had to listen to someone tell me about their totes amaze holiday to Cancun as if it's some sort of exclusive destination. It's where 2006's Neds that used to go to Benidorn go now they earn £24,000 pa now they're a gas fitter