supermik Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 4 hours ago, Bairnardo said: See Kim Kardashian got robbed and none other than James Corden has tweeted to get anyone laughing about it telt that shes his pal. Journey to the centre of his own arse complete. He is now probably worthy of a full blown Corden hate thread. The problem with that Kar Krashian mob is they tell the whole world on social media exactly what they are up to and where they are at any given time. Bit silly travelling the world and carrying millions of pounds worth of jewellery when they could easily get perfect replicas made and leave the good stuff in a bank vault somewhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 21 minutes ago, supermik said: The problem with that Kar Krashian mob is they tell the whole world on social media exactly what they are up to and where they are at any given time. Bit silly travelling the world and carrying millions of pounds worth of jewellery when they could easily get perfect replicas made and leave the good stuff in a bank vault somewhere. I wonder if the fake cops asked to see her tits before they left. I know I would. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 I wonder if the cops asked to see her fake tits before they left. I know I would. FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Pikey Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 Time to change my car.Only problem is... can't feckin stand car salesmen and their pish. Looking forward to meeting more bare faced liars in the flesh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 9 minutes ago, Mr Pikey said: Time to change my car.Only problem is... can't feckin stand car salesmen and their pish. Looking forward to meeting more bare faced liars in the flesh. What do you want for your car then sir how much do you want to give me how much do you want a million pound please sir be serious well ask a serious question then 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kneal Down Caster Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 This bint on the Chase.... Annoying as f**k to start with, then tops it off by taking the low offer. Cow. Never ever see the chase as I am sound asleep after watching the pile of shite before it. Imagine having a game show based on 2p slots at Blackpool. Catch a fukcing grip. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 24 minutes ago, Kneal Down Caster said: Never ever see the chase as I am sound asleep after watching the pile of shite before it. Imagine having a game show based on 2p slots at Blackpool. Catch a fukcing grip. And then putting Ben fucking Shephard on as the host. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PWL Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 13 hours ago, Mr Pikey said: Time to change my car.Only problem is... can't feckin stand car salesmen and their pish. Looking forward to meeting more bare faced liars in the flesh. Only advice I can give is avoid Arnold Clark like the plague then. Used them once as they were only Nissan dealer near me. Ended up walking out as the salesman was havering so much keech. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 57 minutes ago, PWL said: Only advice I can give is avoid Arnold Clark like the plague then. Used them once as they were only Nissan dealer near me. Ended up walking out as the salesman was havering so much keech. I cannae mind if it was Arnold C's but it was one of those showrooms down Seafield Rd in Edunburgh about 10yr ago. One of the salesman asked where I came from, so I told him near Manchester, then he asked me who my big team was. So I told him City, a few clicks of his keyboard & a screensaver pops up with my name & the united badge. I asked him if that was supposed to be funny? I heard him say oh that's not City is it as I walked away. I wouldn't have bought a car off him even had he bothered to get it right. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 15 hours ago, Dee Man said: I wonder if the fake cops asked to see her tits before they left. I know I would. I think we'll all be seeing plenty more of them once the robbers have got all the pics off her phone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 People who say 'no idear' instead of the correct 'no idea'. There's 2 losers in my office who say it. Fucking gimps. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 3 minutes ago, TheScarf said: People who say 'no idear' instead of the correct 'no idea'. There's 2 losers in my office who say it. Fucking gimps. I think that's the influence of Eastenders and other such E postcode based language-torturing pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 People who say 'no idear' instead of the correct 'no idea'. There's 2 losers in my office who say it. Fucking gimps. A lassie I hang about with from time to time still says "fo" instead of "though." I hadn't heard anyone say that since early days at secondary school, and even then I don't have a clue why it started. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 My PTTGOYN is people who believe ridiculous stories about footballers and other celebrities because it's written with quotation marks on top of a photo of the person in question. The latest one circulating is Paul Scholes smashing a ball off an old wifey's head from 30 yards because Roy Keane and David Beckham dared him to do so. Who the f**k believes that?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 I have seen Scholes stop an interview to kick a ball at a pair of rowdy Italians once. Hit one of them right in the head from about 30 yards. I've seen the same thing but they weren't Italians they were Portuguese and it wasn't a ball it was a puppy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 QI. I enjoy the programme itself but the way Stephen Fry says a long, drawn-out "Goooooooood Evening!" at the start always sets my teeth on edge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 Granny's and single mums who clog up Doctors offices making it impossible to get an appointment for ages. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 The fucking Kardashians. I don't want to know what is going on in there lives yet it seems impossible to avoid. Even the fucking New Statesman has an article on their homepage about them today. I'm going to guess 99% of people who read the New Statesman don't give a shit about the Kardashians so why inflict them upon us? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Seems my wife has agreed for me to go to a Halloween party once I get home from Tannadice at the end of the month. I'm expected to come up with a great costume idea and of course purchase said costume. Probably a minimal chance of me seeing MOTD that night too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 2 minutes ago, throbber said: Halloween is for idiots, i am refusing to go to a Halloween / birthday party I have been invited to because I have no interest in dressing up for it. where's your sense of adventure, Throbber? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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