Shandon Par Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 26 minutes ago, Lisa Cuddy said: I need food that is greasy and beige. I cannot drive today. That could be a new P&B standard insult. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 Just now, Shandon Par said: That could be a new P&B standard insult. It's not really an insult to most Scots, more an accurate description. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 30 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: Get Adam to whip you FTFY. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 My wee boy is going through a phase of being up a couple of times during the night for a bottle and then waking up around 05:15. This is having the result of me being utterly fucked as I'm not getting any sustained periods of good sleep. Last night he was up at 11 and then slept right through until the back of 6. And I'm even more tired than usual today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 Trying increasing the amount of protein in his meals. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 1 hour ago, KnightswoodBear said: My wee boy is going through a phase of being up a couple of times during the night for a bottle and then waking up around 05:15. This is having the result of me being utterly fucked as I'm not getting any sustained periods of good sleep. Last night he was up at 11 and then slept right through until the back of 6. And I'm even more tired than usual today. Just leave the cocktail cabinet unlocked so he can help himself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 1 hour ago, KnightswoodBear said: My wee boy is going through a phase of being up a couple of times during the night for a bottle and then waking up around 05:15. This is having the result of me being utterly fucked as I'm not getting any sustained periods of good sleep. Last night he was up at 11 and then slept right through until the back of 6. And I'm even more tired than usual today. WTF are the domestic staff doing at these times? And why is the child in your wing of the house? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 WTF are the domestic staff doing at these times? And why is the child in your wing of the house? I read earlier his frying pan had three days worth of fat in it. I think KB has been the victim of a dramatic downturn, I fully expect his place on here to be taken by Billy Ray Valentine very soon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 25 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: WTF are the domestic staff doing at these times? And why is the child in your wing of the house? In these times of austerity it was either our usual 6 weeks in the south of France or the wet nurse. And I'll be fucked if I'm giving up my spring mini break. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_62 Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 Folk that go to a petrol station, fill up, then pfaff about getting their Costa coffees and heated pasties while leaving their cars at the pumps causing traffic chaos on a Friday rush hour! Seething 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 5 minutes ago, dee_62 said: Folk that go to a petrol station, fill up, then pfaff about getting their Costa coffees and heated pasties while leaving their cars at the pumps causing traffic chaos on a Friday rush hour! Seething This has to be as good a shout as three generations of fat folk who waddle around Sainsbury's as if it's a family day out rather than somewhere to buy a loaf of bread. Utter c***s the lot of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 46 minutes ago, dee_62 said: Folk that go to a petrol station, fill up, then pfaff about getting their Costa coffees and heated pasties while leaving their cars at the pumps causing traffic chaos on a Friday rush hour! Seething There's too much of this shite going on now, people not giving a flying f**k about anyone else. Need to have a nuclear war. IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 1 hour ago, dee_62 said: Folk that go to a petrol station, fill up, then pfaff about getting their Costa coffees and heated pasties while leaving their cars at the pumps causing traffic chaos on a Friday rush hour! Seething Folk who wait to buy their petrol till Friday rush hour, and whinge about it being busy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 8 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: This is news to me. F***, I can't dislike her through fear of being branded a homophobe now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 20 hours ago, LincolnHearts said: Claire Balding, she seems to turn up on every channel. Does my f%*#ing nut in. Wouldn't be upset if Sky or BBC sent her to cover the aggro in Basra or somewhere equally shan. Remember when she told the Grand National-winning jockey that he could use the prize money to get his teeth fixed? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_62 Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 Folk who wait to buy their petrol till Friday rush hour, and whinge about it being busy. As I've been heard to say in the pub after a few pints...when you've got to go, you've got to go! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 2 hours ago, GordonD said: Remember when she told the Grand National-winning jockey that he couse the prize money to get herhis teeth fixed? Aye lol, and despite loads of complaints at the time, the BBC did f**k all tangible to punish her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 Notably in Dexter, where there's a scene where folk are talking in a foreign language and then randomly switch to English just for our own benefit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 2 hours ago, dee_62 said: As I've been heard to say in the pub after a few pints...when you've got to go, you've got to go! I stay in the pub till about 10, then go for petrol on the way home. That way it's only me and the taxi drivers, who distract the police, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 BBC News 24 having 'Breakfast' on in the morning. I want to find out what's going on in the world, not watch a cheery breakfast show that spends far too much of its time on 'happy' stories. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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