Shandon Par Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 I'm sure it was What Every Woman Wants until it went more PC in the mid 80s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 :lol: apparently stewing internally somewhere for about 25 years! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 11 hours ago, LincolnHearts said: C***s that have been stood waiting for a bus, but decide to board it before fishing the fare out of their purse, only to discover they do not have enough change and hand over a £10 note to the driver after about 2 minutes. And then complain that they've been waiting for ages. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 Went to the cinema earlier in the week with the good lady Shandon Par. We usually time it to miss a chunk of the ads (usually half an hour of ads at our local Cineworld) so turned up to take our seats with a good 10 minutes or so before the film started. Our seats were against the wall so we had to shuffle past people. No big deal to most but two chaps mumped and moaned and sighed as they took their time moving their feet. I saved them the bother of moving their feet and happily stomped my favoured blue loafer heels into their feet. p***ks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 Claire Balding, she seems to turn up on every channel. Does my f%*#ing nut in. Wouldn't be upset if Sky or BBC sent her to cover the aggro in Basra or somewhere equally shan. It's also always on something aimed at the middle classes or higher.She probably refuses to interact with anybody 'below her'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 Just now, Hedgecutter said: It's also always on something aimed at the middle classes or higher. She probably refuses to interact with anybody 'below her'. I would not like to be the one 'below her'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 25 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Went to the cinema earlier in the week with the good lady Shandon Par. We usually time it to miss a chunk of the ads (usually half an hour of ads at our local Cineworld) so turned up to take our seats with a good 10 minutes or so before the film started. Our seats were against the wall so we had to shuffle past people. No big deal to most but two chaps mumped and moaned and sighed as they took their time moving their feet. I saved them the bother of moving their feet and happily stomped my favoured blue loafer heels into their feet. p***ks. My wife loves all the trailers and crap so I usually have to sit there for ages knowing the film I've paid for won't start for a while. If I can book tix I usually go for the middle of a row so I won't have to get up and allow folk passed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 Just now, Gaz FFC said: My wife loves all the trailers and crap so I usually have to sit there for ages knowing the film I've paid for won't start for a while. If I can book tix I usually go for the middle of a row so I won't have to get up and allow folk passed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 Apologies 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 1 hour ago, GordonD said: And then complain that they've been waiting for ages. Same woman got on the same bus at the same time this morning, but was far more efficient today 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 1 hour ago, endieinreekie said: I would not like to be the one 'below her'. I've seen pictures of her 'wife' and honestly can't decide which one of the two them will be the one who fetches the coal in, takes the dog out in the rain at 6am, et cetera. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 2 hours ago, thomas said: I once knocked someone down by reversing my van into them. The reason this happened was because they didn't walk about 10 yards down to the crossing, instead they came straight out a shop and straight behind my van. I only noticed I hit someone when I noticed the legs in my wing mirror, being in a van I didn't feel them there so could have went over the top of them. Was glad that a woman sitting in the car behind me saw it happen so could verify I was at no fault. I felt pretty shit about hitting the person at first but as the day went on I got more annoyed at their laziness. People like that should be flogged then made to go everywhere in a wheelchair or on crutches for a month to make them realise how stupid they are. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 I've seen pictures of her 'wife' and honestly can't decide which one of the two them will be the one who fetches the coal in, takes the dog out in the rain at 6am, et cetera. This is news to me. F***, I can't dislike her through fear of being branded a homophobe now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 This is news to me. F***, I can't dislike her through fear of being branded a homophobe now. Didn't realise there was folk that didn't realise Balding was a lesbian...It's okay though, she's that detestable you'd be branded worse for not disliking her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 I am so very hungover. Not the brutal, vomit-strewn, stomach churning mess type hangover, the sore head room spin type. I don't think I can adult today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 Just now, Lisa Cuddy said: I am so very hungover. Not the brutal, vomit-strewn, stomach churning mess type hangover, the sore head room spin type. I don't think I can adult today. Not had one of them since I was about 17. Regular Saturday mornings waking up on a friend's floor, clinging on to the carpet for dear life. Felt like being on the waltzers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 13 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Not had one of them since I was about 17. Regular Saturday mornings waking up on a friend's floor, clinging on to the carpet for dear life. Felt like being on the waltzers. I need food that is greasy and beige. I cannot drive today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 2 minutes ago, Lisa Cuddy said: I need food that is greasy and beige. I cannot drive today. Ruggy is on his way with some cold toast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 7 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: Ruggy is on his way with some cold toast. Spread with the congealed 3 day old fat from the bottom of a frying pan last used to make a fry up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 Get Adam to whip you up some Eggy Dip Dip. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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