Dee Man Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 3 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Sorry boys, I was at work. Went for my dinner at 5 and so was still unable to avoid him. Life is misery. Maybe I was bad in another life. On the plus side, at least you had nice hair yesterday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 Kulashaker. Utterly horrific. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarusQPFC Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 Found out this week my Gran spends a quarter of her pension on the Lottery every week. Tried to talk some sense into her but it's obvious she is addicted "But what if my numbers come up a week I don't put it on?" This plus the £50 a week she spends on Cigarettes it's no wonder she is always skint. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 25 minutes ago, EdgarusQPFC said: Found out this week my Gran spends a quarter of her pension on the Lottery every week. Tried to talk some sense into her but it's obvious she is addicted "But what if my numbers come up a week I don't put it on?" This plus the £50 a week she spends on Cigarettes it's no wonder she is always skint. Get power of attorney over the mad old bint before she blows your inheritance. Put your foot down, it's your money she is spending. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 33 minutes ago, EdgarusQPFC said: Found out this week my Gran spends a quarter of her pension on the Lottery every week. Tried to talk some sense into her but it's obvious she is addicted "But what if my numbers come up a week I don't put it on?" This plus the £50 a week she spends on Cigarettes it's no wonder she is always skint. Can you not just fire her off to Dignitas and keep her pension book? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 6 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Can you not just fire her off to Dignitas and keep her pension book? You heartless b*****d, surely the way forward is to mock up a "winning" lottery ticket on the computer, tell her you want her to have it & have booked her an holiday of a lifetime & then fly her off to Dignitas. Then keep her pension book & rent out her house etc. Grimbo -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 Living in a provincial backwater where in order to even get close to someone you need to be their auntie's friends' dog's other's mate first. Greenock is a cliquey shitehole. Also a bin of a town! Clyde Riveria indeed! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddiemunster Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 53 minutes ago, Grim O'Grady said: You heartless b*****d, surely the way forward is to mock up a "winning" lottery ticket on the computer, tell her you want her to have it & have booked her an holiday of a lifetime & then fly her off to Dignitas. Then keep her pension book & rent out her house etc. Grimbo Or burn it down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 5 minutes ago, eddiemunster said: Or burn it down. Why would anyone want to burn their granny's house down it doesn't make sense Edward? Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 Why would anyone want to burn their granny's house down it doesn't make sense Edward? Grimbo Prince Edward burned his mums house down in Windsor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 9 hours ago, Dee Man said: On the plus side, at least you had nice hair yesterday. It was the one comfort among a litany of horror. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 1 hour ago, mjw said: Prince Edward burned his mums house down in Windsor. Aye but isn't Edward Munster the poster commonly known has... hang on so is he also eddie windsor as well, eff me how many alias' does he have? Grimbo -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 On 08/10/2016 at 13:17, G_Man1985 said: Just a wheel Barrow and shovel. And now finished both gardens. Building driveways is in your blood Gman. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarusQPFC Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 "I say dance, you say dance" Getting fed up on hearing that shite song on YouTube adverts, it seems to be the only advert they have at the moment, well on my YouTube at least. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black and White Tragic Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 "I say dance, you say dance" Getting fed up on hearing that shite song on YouTube adverts, it seems to be the only advert they have at the moment, well on my YouTube at least. They're tailored to your taste, so you must be watching some stuff in the same vein. Either that or they know that it'll annoy the shit out of you so you tell lots of folk about it, say, on a forum for example. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 Ads? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 How come auld fowk, and it's always them, indicate right instead of left when exiting a roundabout? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wren Road Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 A sleeper train with a screaming kid and the heating on full blast 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 A sleeper train with a screaming kid and the heating on full blast Open a window 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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