Kennboy1978 Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 When you need an elastic band the c**t of a postie has never dumped any outside the house. Grimbo Posties that dump elastic bands outside of your house. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Kennboy1978 said: Posties that dump elastic bands outside of your house. My house? Aye every day except for when I need one. I think they must have postal cctv into our place to know when I want an elacky band, so they make sure they don't dump them that day, c***s. Grimbo ETA I've got tons of paper missiles to flick at the missus whilst she's watching eastenders & no elastic weapon to discharge my arsenal. Edited November 2, 2016 by Grim O'Grady Call to arms & thumbs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 My house? Aye every day except for when I need one. I think they must have postal cctv into our place to know when I want an elacky band, so they make sure they don't dump them that day, c***s. Grimbo ETA I've got tons of paper missiles to flick at the missus whilst she's watching eastenders & no elastic weapon to discharge my arsenal. No it was my "Petty things that annoy you" Millions of the rubber gits on the corner of my street. Take the plunge and buy a black widow, you'll improve your accuracy with the arm rest. Might not be that easy to use it in stealth mode though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 Just got sky q. How have they managed to f**k up the tv guide so badly??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarusQPFC Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 2 hours ago, Kennboy1978 said: No it was my "Petty things that annoy you" Millions of the rubber gits on the corner of my street. Take the plunge and buy a black widow, you'll improve your accuracy with the arm rest. Might not be that easy to use it in stealth mode though. Those things were banned were they no? I remember them being banned in school cause kids were injuring people with them. My mate claims he seen a lad fire one at a pidgeon and it clean took its fucking head off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 Those things were banned were they no? I remember them being banned in school cause kids were injuring people with them. My mate claims he seen a lad fire one at a pidgeon and it clean took its fucking head off. Certainly were in my school days (mid-late 80s). One kid brought one to school and they were banned by morning breaktime. Edit to add, is this your mate? Although I could believe it would take the napper off a pigeon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarusQPFC Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 58 minutes ago, Swarley said: Certainly were in my school days (mid-late 80s). One kid brought one to school and they were banned by morning breaktime. Edit to add, is this your mate? Although I could believe it would take the napper off a pigeon. Similar story in mine, and nah 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 Those things were banned were they no? I remember them being banned in school cause kids were injuring people with them. My mate claims he seen a lad fire one at a pidgeon and it clean took its fucking head off. Yes, I hope Grimbo didn't take my advice. Forgot about the decapitation side effect. Side not on pigeon stories, a mate at Uni reckoned if you fed pigeons bread coated in curry powder or bicarbonate of soda, they would explode in mid flight. Saw it happen on the rigs apparently. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eoin Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 20 minutes ago, Kennboy1978 said: Yes, I hope Grimbo didn't take my advice. Forgot about the decapitation side effect. Side not on pigeon stories, a mate at Uni reckoned if you fed pigeons bread coated in curry powder or bicarbonate of soda, they would explode in mid flight. Saw it happen on the rigs apparently. i rememeber a group of us trying this about 6 years ago, as you can imagine f**k all happened 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 22 minutes ago, Kennboy1978 said: Yes, I hope Grimbo didn't take my advice. Forgot about the decapitation side effect. Side not on pigeon stories, a mate at Uni reckoned if you fed pigeons bread coated in curry powder or bicarbonate of soda, they would explode in mid flight. Saw it happen on the rigs apparently. 2 minutes ago, Eoin said: i rememeber a group of us trying this about 6 years ago, as you can imagine f**k all happened Calcium carbide is your friend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 There's a bit in the film '24 hour party people' where the actors playing the Ryder brothers do this.Not sure it did really happen though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 3 hours ago, mjw said: There's a bit in the film '24 hour party people' where the actors playing the Ryder brothers do this. Not sure it did really happen though. Rat poison, wasn't it? Also not sure it happened. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 Alka seltzer and aspirin are also meant to cause pigeons to explode. I think anything that will produce gas inside the pigeon should work as I don't think they can get rid of the gas? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 1 hour ago, ajwffc said: Alka seltzer and aspirin are also meant to cause pigeons to explode. I think anything that will produce gas inside the pigeon should work as I don't think they can get rid of the gas? Can pigeons not fart? They can certainly shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 15 hours ago, Grim O'Grady said: ETA I've got tons of paper missiles to flick at the missus whilst she's watching eastenders & no elastic weapon to discharge my arsenal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted November 4, 2016 Share Posted November 4, 2016 Fireworks.And the people who set them off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 4, 2016 Share Posted November 4, 2016 The annual FB stream of "WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE DOGS??!!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted November 4, 2016 Share Posted November 4, 2016 2 hours ago, mjw said: Fireworks. And the people who set them off. Spot on. Pets and small animals get frightened by this shite, you bunch of fuckwits. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted November 4, 2016 Share Posted November 4, 2016 Put the dinner in the oven and forgot to set the temperature. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted November 4, 2016 Share Posted November 4, 2016 Just now, Rugster said: Put the dinner in the oven and forgot to set the temperature. Not old cold toast again? Ruggy do you want me to send a takeaway round? Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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