Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 40 minutes ago, Kennboy1978 said: You, when you're standing in front of your house watching it burn. My current setup.... P&B looks after their own, your Just Giving account has just been set up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 2 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Dont follow it in a logical order. Press buttons that it doesnt understand and it will eventually give up on you and put you through to the Bangladeshi operator you desire On most systems, pressing the # key bypasses the options and puts you through to someone - or at least in the queue for someone 59 minutes ago, IainMorton said: I do this all the time. I also keep my phone plugged into the charger even though it's fully charged. Apparently it's mean to ruin the battery, but who cares? Shouldnt do on a modern phone. They have circuitry to stop drawing power once the battery is full. Lithium ion batteries life is based on the number of times they are charged 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 P&B looks after their own, your Just Giving account has just been set up. I may add I have a daisy chain of strip leads (just out of shot) that may help too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 International weeks. Utter shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Especially when your international side is the pish we're lumbered with. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Idiots that pull out a junction in front of you, causing you to brake sharply, then proceed to drive slow as f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 Ooh, those voice-activated automated answering services that the government have rolled out. Fucking useless. "Please tell us what what you're calling about so we can best deal with your call." "The bill for my National Insurance payments is incorrect." "Are you calling to set up a direct debit for your National Insurance payments?" "No. The total quoted on my National Insurance statement is wrong, and I'd like to have it amended." "Are you calling for a forecast of your state pension?" "No. I've been sent an erroneous invoice for my National Insurance contributions and need to talk to someone about it." "Are you calling to ask us your National Insurance number?" "NO, DAMN YOU, I CAN'T THINK OF ANOTHER WAY OF PHRASING IT!" *cries* Thank God it times out after a few attempts. I think it puts you in the queue at the start of the call anyway, and the whole thing is to hide the amount of time you'll be waiting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 16 hours ago, FifeArab said: When someone leaves a charger on without the phone or that In It, just fucking don't. My wife has a real problem with switching off sockets. Her favourite at the moment is when we are charging the electric toothbrush she will lift it from the port and leave the thing on. Is switching the socket off too much of a drag yer highness? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 14 hours ago, Kennboy1978 said: I may add I have a daisy chain of strip leads (just out of shot) that may help too. Gonnae join the Man U and Old firm fans i know by choosing Spain as my team for future international breaks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 Just now, Bairnardo said: Electrocute her in the pie She's quite possibly into that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 Electrocute her in the pie Slyly sticking a finger up her bum would also give her one hell of a shock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 6 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Slyly sticking a finger up her bum would also give her one hell of a shock. If she's from Falkirk no it wouldn't. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 If she's from Falkirk no it wouldn't. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 1 hour ago, tree house tam said: If she's from Falkirk no it wouldn't. She's not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 4 hours ago, Gaz FFC said: My wife has a real problem with switching off sockets. Her favourite at the moment is when we are charging the electric toothbrush she will lift it from the port and leave the thing on. Is switching the socket off too much of a drag yer highness? Do you share a toothbrush? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 13 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Do you share a toothbrush? My ex used to use her electric toothbrush (and probably mine) as a makeshift vibrator. Could explain Gaz's fishy breath? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 Went to the casino in Vienna on Sunday night and had a spree on the blackjack tables. €800 up at one point, before the drink kicked in and I got stupid. Staggered away after losing the lot, or so I thought. I found €100 in chips in my trousers back pocket when sorting my clothes out when I got home last night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Do you share a toothbrush? Not the heads 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: My ex used to use her electric toothbrush (and probably mine) as a makeshift vibrator. Could explain Gaz's fishy breath? Are you the creepy guy who sits behind me as I masturbate? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 Hanging out my arse. First day in my new job on day shift. Only just finished night shift at my last place yesterday morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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