Shandon Par Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 4 minutes ago, Lisa Cuddy said: Hanging out my arse. Are we still talking about toothbrushes? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 A collapsed rectum looks terrifying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wren Road Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 A collapsed rectum looks terrifying. Pics 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 3 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: A collapsed 1 minute ago, Wren Road said: Pics 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FifeArab Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 22 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: I'm away to phone the fire brigade. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 I've been informed today that I need to move out of my house for up to 3 months for repairs to be completed. Had a leak coming in through my ceiling about 2 months ago, told the upstairs neighbour that I had water coming in and after a lot of back and forth she eventually got it fixed about 3 weeks ago. In those 3 weeks I've had about 4 different assessors (two for the building work, 1 for suspected asbestos in my ceiling and 1 from a drying company to dry out my walls/floor) out at my house, but today the building contractor dropped the bombshell that the walls are so wet that my entire bathroom needs to come out, along with my boiler and one side of my kitchen. Insurance have told me that they'll put me up in a flat for the duration but f**k knows what that will be like, anyone been through this before? Raging, seething mess doesn't even cover it to be honest. If it had been sorted as soon as I highlighted it I would have £0 repair costs, now I'm facing 3 months out of my house over the holidays and basically half of my house being refitted. Glad I'll get a new bathroom and kitchen out of it mind you, but I'd rather keep my shitey outdated decor and not have to move out for 3 months. Perhaps my lack of experience with these situations hasn't helped here and I really should have called in the environmental health officer long before I did but I know for next time now that they are the first call to make rather than the last. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 'Tributes are pouring in for Jessica Ennis' according to 5Live.She's retired from running about she's not dead ffs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 I've been informed today that I need to move out of my house for up to 3 months for repairs to be completed. Had a leak coming in through my ceiling about 2 months ago, told the upstairs neighbour that I had water coming in and after a lot of back and forth she eventually got it fixed about 3 weeks ago. In those 3 weeks I've had about 4 different assessors (two for the building work, 1 for suspected asbestos in my ceiling and 1 from a drying company to dry out my walls/floor) out at my house, but today the building contractor dropped the bombshell that the walls are so wet that my entire bathroom needs to come out, along with my boiler and one side of my kitchen. Insurance have told me that they'll put me up in a flat for the duration but f**k knows what that will be like, anyone been through this before? Raging, seething mess doesn't even cover it to be honest. If it had been sorted as soon as I highlighted it I would have £0 repair costs, now I'm facing 3 months out of my house over the holidays and basically half of my house being refitted. Glad I'll get a new bathroom and kitchen out of it mind you, but I'd rather keep my shitey outdated decor and not have to move out for 3 months. Perhaps my lack of experience with these situations hasn't helped here and I really should have called in the environmental health officer long before I did but I know for next time now that they are the first call to make rather than the last. Terrible situation, just tell the insurance company that your desired flat is a 3-bed condo in upper Manhattan , I'm sure they will oblige!Failing that, surely they are duty bound to provide similar or better accommodation for you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 47 minutes ago, The Moonster said: I've been informed today that I need to move out of my house for up to 3 months for repairs to be completed. Had a leak coming in through my ceiling about 2 months ago, told the upstairs neighbour that I had water coming in and after a lot of back and forth she eventually got it fixed about 3 weeks ago. In those 3 weeks I've had about 4 different assessors (two for the building work, 1 for suspected asbestos in my ceiling and 1 from a drying company to dry out my walls/floor) out at my house, but today the building contractor dropped the bombshell that the walls are so wet that my entire bathroom needs to come out, along with my boiler and one side of my kitchen. Insurance have told me that they'll put me up in a flat for the duration but f**k knows what that will be like, anyone been through this before? Raging, seething mess doesn't even cover it to be honest. If it had been sorted as soon as I highlighted it I would have £0 repair costs, now I'm facing 3 months out of my house over the holidays and basically half of my house being refitted. Glad I'll get a new bathroom and kitchen out of it mind you, but I'd rather keep my shitey outdated decor and not have to move out for 3 months. Perhaps my lack of experience with these situations hasn't helped here and I really should have called in the environmental health officer long before I did but I know for next time now that they are the first call to make rather than the last. Isn't this the last episode of Still Game? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 "Cover bands" murdering your favourite songs!Normally some w**k with a backing track and no musical nous at all!c***s, every one of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 1 hour ago, The Moonster said: I've been informed today that I need to move out of my house for up to 3 months for repairs to be completed. Had a leak coming in through my ceiling about 2 months ago, told the upstairs neighbour that I had water coming in and after a lot of back and forth she eventually got it fixed about 3 weeks ago. In those 3 weeks I've had about 4 different assessors (two for the building work, 1 for suspected asbestos in my ceiling and 1 from a drying company to dry out my walls/floor) out at my house, but today the building contractor dropped the bombshell that the walls are so wet that my entire bathroom needs to come out, along with my boiler and one side of my kitchen. Insurance have told me that they'll put me up in a flat for the duration but f**k knows what that will be like, anyone been through this before? Raging, seething mess doesn't even cover it to be honest. If it had been sorted as soon as I highlighted it I would have £0 repair costs, now I'm facing 3 months out of my house over the holidays and basically half of my house being refitted. Glad I'll get a new bathroom and kitchen out of it mind you, but I'd rather keep my shitey outdated decor and not have to move out for 3 months. Perhaps my lack of experience with these situations hasn't helped here and I really should have called in the environmental health officer long before I did but I know for next time now that they are the first call to make rather than the last. ^^^^^^^ Spoiler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 2 hours ago, Stellaboz said: A collapsed rectum looks terrifying. 4 across in The Times crossword. I got stuck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 What kind of society are we leaving for our kids if the latest trend is to go about with toothbrushes hanging out of our arses? 1st mental Ronald McDonalds now this, I dread to think what the next craze will be? Probably foul mouthed sock puppets! Tsk it's the world gone mad. Grimbo -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 1 hour ago, The Moonster said: I've been informed today that I need to move out of my house for up to 3 months for repairs to be completed. Had a leak coming in through my ceiling about 2 months ago, told the upstairs neighbour that I had water coming in and after a lot of back and forth she eventually got it fixed about 3 weeks ago. In those 3 weeks I've had about 4 different assessors (two for the building work, 1 for suspected asbestos in my ceiling and 1 from a drying company to dry out my walls/floor) out at my house, but today the building contractor dropped the bombshell that the walls are so wet that my entire bathroom needs to come out, along with my boiler and one side of my kitchen. Insurance have told me that they'll put me up in a flat for the duration but f**k knows what that will be like, anyone been through this before? Raging, seething mess doesn't even cover it to be honest. If it had been sorted as soon as I highlighted it I would have £0 repair costs, now I'm facing 3 months out of my house over the holidays and basically half of my house being refitted. Glad I'll get a new bathroom and kitchen out of it mind you, but I'd rather keep my shitey outdated decor and not have to move out for 3 months. Perhaps my lack of experience with these situations hasn't helped here and I really should have called in the environmental health officer long before I did but I know for next time now that they are the first call to make rather than the last. I deal with this quite a bit and don't be shy about getting yourself a smart gaff for the duration. Just look at it as a holiday and a new kitchen - it's like you've scooped the big prize on an episode of Bullseye. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 ^^^^^^^ Spoiler Im sure this appeals to the youth of today, old timer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 ^^ Doggy done a whoopsie on his carpet type post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 ^^ Doggy done a whoopsie on his carpet type post. ^^^ Betty prefers using her OralB electric toothbrush to him type post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 11 hours ago, Gaz FFC said: My wife has a real problem with switching off sockets. Her favourite at the moment is when we are charging the electric toothbrush she will lift it from the port and leave the thing on. Is switching the socket off too much of a drag yer highness? Be fair, putting the toilet seat down must take a lot out of her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 10 minutes ago, GordonD said: Be fair, putting the toilet seat down must take a lot out of her. I just pee girly style and leave it down 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 2 hours ago, Shandon Par said: I deal with this quite a bit and don't be shy about getting yourself a smart gaff for the duration. Just look at it as a holiday and a new kitchen - it's like you've scooped the big prize on an episode of Bullseye. Who wants to stay in one of these for three months...apart from Njord and sjc...who seems to have disappeared again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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