Stellaboz Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 This could go very wrong on here right now, but I've just brushed me teeth (ironically with an electric Oral B) and I sort of swallowed whilst brushing by mistake and I now have this horrible, sore feeling on my tonsils everytime I have to swallow. Which is a lot for no other reason than my body is trolling me by making me do it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 This could go very wrong on here right now, but I've just brushed me teeth (ironically with an electric Oral B) and I sort of swallowed whilst brushing by mistake and I now have this horrible, sore feeling on my tonsils everytime I have to swallow. Which is a lot for no other reason than my body is trolling me by making me do it. Gargle with something salty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_62 Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 My ex used to use her electric toothbrush (and probably mine) as a makeshift vibrator. Could explain Gaz's fishy breath? Is that what she's definitely using it for? Have you seen the movie "Teeth"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 I'm sitting in a hotel bar eavesdropping on the group at the next table. One wumman has her young son with her as apparently she just picked him up from ballet class. The boy has admitted he hates it so the others have been trying (quite diplomatically) to determine why she's making him continue to go. Apparently it's because "Mommy always wanted to be a ballet dancer but never had the chance. He'll learn to love it." Best start saving for the therapy bills now hen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 Shite taxi drivers. £50 for a taxi from Sauchiehall Street to Airdrie. Never seen the like. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 1 hour ago, kerrdavidson95 said: Shite taxi drivers. £50 for a taxi from Sauchiehall Street to Airdrie. Never seen the like. I put it to you that if he's managed to get £50 out of you to take you from the city centre to Airdrie he's really good at it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 7 hours ago, Stellaboz said: This could go very wrong on here right now, but I've just brushed me teeth (ironically with an electric Oral B) and I sort of swallowed whilst brushing by mistake and I now have this horrible, sore feeling on my tonsils everytime I have to swallow. Which is a lot for no other reason than my body is trolling me by making me do it. Shandon Par should be along with some advice on this issue shortly... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 (edited) We're not allowed to play music for 30 days, I can't find my headphones. This is what I was going to listen today..... But I'm going for some of this. With the death of Mozza. Edited October 14, 2016 by SlipperyP because I clicked the wrong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 (edited) Plenty of seats on the train yet some fat bint decides to plank herself in the middle seat, also taking up half of mine. Really hope the nosey cows reading this. Edited October 14, 2016 by Bert Raccoon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 On Thursday, October 13, 2016 at 08:56, Gaz FFC said: My wife has a real problem with switching off sockets. Her favourite at the moment is when we are charging the electric toothbrush she will lift it from the port and leave the thing on. Is switching the socket off too much of a drag yer highness? Seen as P&B probably couldn't sleep last night for worrying here is an update. After brushing my teeth last night I decided the toothbrush needed charged. This morning her fucking highness has done it again and not switched the socket off. Is this grounds for divorce or will the customary p&b "boot to the pie" suffice? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 We're not allowed to play music for 30 days, I can't find my headphones 12 months of mourning? Facking hell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 33 minutes ago, Swarley said: 12 months of mourning? Facking hell. Wait until Lizzie Dies, It'll be the busiest day of Samaritans history. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarusQPFC Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 Pamela Anderson on the telly advocating that wives shouldn't allow their husbands to watch porn, that there is a dark side to porn, that playboy is objectification of women. This is a woman who's only noteworthy quality was her tits and when people got bored of them the sex tapes happened. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 Pamela Anderson on the telly advocating that wives shouldn't allow their husbands to watch porn, that there is a dark side to porn, that playboy is objectification of women. This is a woman who's only noteworthy quality was her tits and when people got bored of them the sex tapes happened. That's nearly as good as Luis Suarez taking part in Say No To Racism campaigns. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarusQPFC Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 (edited) 4 minutes ago, smpar said: That's nearly as good as Luis Suarez taking part in Say No To Racism campaigns. Or Chris Brown campaigning against domestic violence Edited October 14, 2016 by EdgarusQPFC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 22 hours ago, Shandon Par said: My ex used to use her electric toothbrush (and probably mine) as a makeshift vibrator. Could explain Gaz's fishy breath? Does Gaz even know your ex? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 Delivering my sisters birthday card through the door there and the next door neighbour has this flying in the garden.... House number also has a 7 in it so they've got a big green and white striped 7 and put it over the top of the number on the door, possibly the most tragic thing I've ever seen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 Delivering my sisters birthday card through the door there and the next door neighbour has this flying in the garden.... House number also has a 7 in it so they've got a big green and white striped 7 and put it over the top of the number on the door, possibly the most tragic thing I've ever seen Your sister is a tink. That's a shocking neighbourhood! Buy her some frozen chips for her birthday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 Cafe staff who give you grief for wanting to give them trade, just because they're understaffed for random coach loads. Moved cafe and gave the collective 200 odd quid to the other more welcoming lot (in same situation) instead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 18 minutes ago, DI Bruce Robertson said: Your sister is a tink. That's a shocking neighbourhood! Buy her some frozen chips for her birthday. It's actually quite a nice street too which is the worrying thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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