Hedgecutter Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 When you ask for a rum and Coke and they charge you for a whole can of Coke without highlighting that they don't do dashes. "£4 please" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 5 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: When you ask for a rum and Coke 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 3 hours ago, throbber said: I had the cold about 2 weeks ago but it was only bad for about 2 days. I had the cold once. About 25 years ago. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 I had the cold once. About 25 years ago. Were you one of those lame teacher's pet wankers who won 100% attendance certificates at high school prize giving? For the record, I won 3. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 16 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Were you one of those lame teacher's pet wankers who won 100% attendance certificates at high school prize giving? For the record, I won 3. Yes. We both won one 6th Year as I recall. I think I had a day off in 5th Year so didn't get one then and pretty sure I had one or two days of illness in the other years (I recall in 3rd Year getting a bursitis in my elbow that got infected and gave me a fever; I spewed in the German corridor on the way out and my elbow was about 3 times the size as normal(. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 It's a shame your adult life suffered such a dramatic decline DA. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 46 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Yes. We both won one 6th Year as I recall. I think I had a day off in 5th Year so didn't get one then and pretty sure I had one or two days of illness in the other years (I recall in 3rd Year getting a bursitis in my elbow that got infected and gave me a fever; I spewed in the German corridor on the way out and my elbow was about 3 times the size as normal(. Isn't that what Hitler did, resulting in World War Two? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 Just now, GordonD said: Isn't that what Hitler did, resulting in World War Two? No, he was annoyed with the Jews in the German corridor. Easy mistake to make. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 58 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Yes. We both won one 6th Year as I recall. I think I had a day off in 5th Year so didn't get one then and pretty sure I had one or two days of illness in the other years (I recall in 3rd Year getting a bursitis in my elbow that got infected and gave me a fever; I spewed in the German corridor on the way out and my elbow was about 3 times the size as normal(. I enjoy all those cist bursting vids on YouTube. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 You disgust me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 1 hour ago, throbber said: It's a shame your adult life suffered such a dramatic decline DA. You know how to hurt a man 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 1 minute ago, DA Baracus said: You know how to hurt a man Lube's your friend. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 6 hours ago, Rugster said: I've been in the spare room since Friday night. Have you been pishing out the window? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 5 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Have you been pishing out the window? No, he was pishing in, which is far worse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 Yes. We both won one 6th Year as I recall. I think I had a day off in 5th Year so didn't get one then and pretty sure I had one or two days of illness in the other years (I recall in 3rd Year getting a bursitis in my elbow that got infected and gave me a fever; I spewed in the German corridor on the way out and my elbow was about 3 times the size as normal(. DA in being "sick" shocker! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 3 minutes ago, DI Bruce Robertson said: DA in being "sick" shocker! It was a bit, as I almost never get physically ill. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 (edited) Signed off work for a minimum of 2 months maybe up to 6 months and I am bored out my nut on day 5. Edited October 18, 2016 by keithgy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 Slow people 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 2 hours ago, keithgy said: Signed off work for a minimum of 2 months maybe up to 6 months and I am bored out my nut on day 5. My garden needs done, I hope this helps. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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