Honest Saints Fan Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 9 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Don't see HSF complaining.... As stated already in this (or maybe a completely unrelated other thread but the point remains the same) get a man in. Lifes a long way too short to scraping paper off fucking ceilings. I hear ya. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 10 hours ago, Günther said: I walked through this on my way to Merchant Square from Queen Street. Quelle suprisè dearie! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 11 hours ago, Fullerene said: You must be doing something wrong. Doing something destructive - no end of volunteers Years ago, I was stripping wallpaper and a friend called round. Before I knew it - he was stripping wallpaper and I was making the tea. In the afternoon, his parents turned up. They got stuck in to the wallpaper stripping and I went off to the pub. Solution is to put it up with drawing pins. Then if you move house you can take it with you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 Gone to the pub in between classes, asked the boy at the bar if they have a jukebox. They use something called "Secret DJ", you've to download an app and choose songs from the world's most limited jukebox. c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 Gone to the pub in between classes, asked the boy at the boy if they have a jukebox. They use something called "Secret DJ", you've to download an app and choose songs from the world's most limited jukebox. c***s. What was the boy doing to the boy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 The laundry service at the hotel I'm staying in has decided that my new pair of jeans ( worn once ) look much better with a fuckin ironed in seam down the front! To make matters worse it looks like they used a steam roller to make this adjustment! Not sure if I'll ever get this line out.My new jeans were close to £150, the other old pair that I sent to the same laundry on the same day, came back perfectly folded with only the sown seams visible! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 What was the boy doing to the boy? Unspeakable things. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 On 10/20/2016 at 11:02, EdgarusQPFC said: Ulrika Jonsson saying that sex suspects don't deserve anonymity until proven guilty. Her unfounded allegations against John Leslie literally ruined the guys life and his career. There is no doubt that Leslie is a bit of a mad shagger and he enjoys his Hole, but when that twat Matthew Wright revealed Leslie was the suspected rapist his reputation was ruined forever. People who falsely accuse of rape deserve punishment, Leslie bankrupted himself proving he was innocent, his reputation permanently tarnished and his career ruined. While the people who accused him walked away and went on with their lives. Absolutely agree that if you do a crime you get punished, but it's innocent until proven guilty. John Leslie should be jailed for his terrible camerawork. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PWL Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 The laundry service at the hotel I'm staying in has decided that my new pair of jeans ( worn once ) Worn once yet need laundered?Hiya Lord Foulkes. Hiya. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 Worn once yet need laundered?Hiya Lord Foulkes. Hiya. How often do you wear trousers before requiring a wash? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 21 minutes ago, PWL said: Worn once yet need laundered? Hiya Lord Foulkes. Hiya. Worn once from 1986 until 2016. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 Worn once from 1986 until 2016. I'm not an alias of Wunfy, but understand the sentiment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 Just now, DI Bruce Robertson said: I'm not an alias of Wunfy, but understand the sentiment. ^^^Lemmy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 ^^^Lemmy ??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 3 hours ago, PWL said: Worn once yet need laundered? Hiya Lord Foulkes. Hiya. Pished himself? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 2 hours ago, DI Bruce Robertson said: ??? I doubt Lemmy changed his breeks very often either. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 Over the past couple of years I have developed a nasty habit of buying things from eBay/ shopping channels when I'm drunk. So far I have amassed a picnic basket complete with plates, a smoothie maker, a jogging onesie and today I got delivered an electrical egg boiler. They're all fucking shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 1 minute ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: Over the past couple of years I have developed a nasty habit of buying things from eBay/ shopping channels when I'm drunk. So far I have amassed a picnic basket complete with plates, a smoothie maker, a jogging onesie and today I got delivered an electrical egg boiler. They're all fucking shite. Pics or GTF. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 22, 2016 Share Posted October 22, 2016 On 20/10/2016 at 20:38, GordonD said: Isn't that normal for a burglar? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 22, 2016 Share Posted October 22, 2016 (edited) Excellent! Proto-Still Game! Edited October 22, 2016 by GordonD 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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