throbber Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 My parents dogs wouldn't go in the lift anyway as they don't like confined spaces. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 Just now, Shandon Par said: You posh c**t, living in a place where dogs pish in the lift. It's an upgrade on those poor b*****ds who have to make do with jakeys pishing in the close 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 I have an immense dislike for the people who live across the hall from me due to an unsavoury incident that took place in said lift about a year ago, I know they are the sort of people who would leave dog piss for someone else to clean up. Absolute scum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 3 minutes ago, throbber said: I have an immense dislike for the people who live across the hall from me due to an unsavoury incident that took place in said lift about a year ago, . I'm listening? Did they invite you to watch or join in? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 1 minute ago, Gaz FFC said: I'm listening? Did they invite you to watch or join in? I was coming in from the shops at about 6 o clock one evening and got in the front door of the flat as per and then got myself into the lift. I then heard the front door open and heard people walk towards the lift, now usually when this happens to me and i see that someone is in the lift i just take the stairs so i avoid any needless awkward confrontation like a normal person would. This pair however rushed towards the lift when they heard that the door was closing and the guy STUCK HIS FUCKING FOOT IN TO STOP THE DOORS FROM CLOSING. He did it like such an absolute chav as well and then him and his mrs got in, they were quite a young couple probably about 25 or a bit younger, she is the one who lives here and she has a scowling ugly face like she is constantly dissatisfied at something. When they got in the lift, instead of saying hello or sorry like you would expect the pair of them gave me one glance, ii said "alright" or something similar just to acknowledge them and they just looked as if i wasn't even there and continued their conversation. I was completely traumatised by this and it ruined my evening, i posted about it on here and told my gf what happened but didn't get the sympathy i wanted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 5 minutes ago, throbber said: I was coming in from the shops at about 6 o clock one evening and got in the front door of the flat as per and then got myself into the lift. I then heard the front door open and heard people walk towards the lift, now usually when this happens to me and i see that someone is in the lift i just take the stairs so i avoid any needless awkward confrontation like a normal person would. This pair however rushed towards the lift when they heard that the door was closing and the guy STUCK HIS FUCKING FOOT IN TO STOP THE DOORS FROM CLOSING. He did it like such an absolute chav as well and then him and his mrs got in, they were quite a young couple probably about 25 or a bit younger, she is the one who lives here and she has a scowling ugly face like she is constantly dissatisfied at something. When they got in the lift, instead of saying hello or sorry like you would expect the pair of them gave me one glance, ii said "alright" or something similar just to acknowledge them and they just looked as if i wasn't even there and continued their conversation. I was completely traumatised by this and it ruined my evening, i posted about it on here and told my gf what happened but didn't get the sympathy i wanted. Pure scum behaviour which should've resulted in you booting her pie and taking him out James Bond style before heroically pumping the GF 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 Just now, Gaz FFC said: Pure scum behaviour which should've resulted in you booting her pie and taking him out James Bond style before heroically pumping the GF Absolute scum, I have never been disrespected to that level before in my life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 Just now, throbber said: Absolute scum, I have never been disrespected to that level before in my life. They probably found your raging consternation a bit unsettling and kindly pretended to ignore you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 Just now, welshbairn said: They probably found your raging consternation a bit unsettling and kindly pretended to ignore you. I remember you not being particularly helpful when i brought this up the first time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 A dog in a flat A cat, yes as they can use a litter tray but sod getting dressed and going out several times a day with a dog. My Pugs are non stop shiting and pissing machines, they would be in that lift about 6 times a day each 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 I was coming in from the shops at about 6 o clock one evening and got in the front door of the flat as per and then got myself into the lift. I then heard the front door open and heard people walk towards the lift, now usually when this happens to me and i see that someone is in the lift i just take the stairs so i avoid any needless awkward confrontation like a normal person would. This pair however rushed towards the lift when they heard that the door was closing and the guy STUCK HIS FUCKING FOOT IN TO STOP THE DOORS FROM CLOSING. He did it like such an absolute chav as well and then him and his mrs got in, they were quite a young couple probably about 25 or a bit younger, she is the one who lives here and she has a scowling ugly face like she is constantly dissatisfied at something. When they got in the lift, instead of saying hello or sorry like you would expect the pair of them gave me one glance, ii said "alright" or something similar just to acknowledge them and they just looked as if i wasn't even there and continued their conversation. I was completely traumatised by this and it ruined my evening, i posted about it on here and told my gf what happened but didn't get the sympathy i wanted. Your missus must feel really secure in her house with a gladiator like you protecting her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 3 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: Your missus must feel really secure in her house with a gladiator like you protecting her. I just get very worked up by things like this, Over all i am a responsible adult though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 58 minutes ago, supermik said: A dog in a flat A cat, yes as they can use a litter tray but sod getting dressed and going out several times a day with a dog. My Pugs are non stop shiting and pissing machines, they would be in that lift about 6 times a day each Dogs can actually use litter trays too.... We had a dog and a cat and every now and again the daft pooch would crap in the tray but then go through that routine of wiping his hind legs, spectacularly covering the entire kitchen with cat litter and shite. It used to really annoy the missus when she was in the middle of preparing the evening meal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 One of my dad's cats wiped his arse on one of my t-shirts once. Thankfully it was just an old shirt to laze about in in the house but needless to say it went straight in the bin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 27 minutes ago, Jamaldo said: One of my dad's cats wiped his arse on one of my t-shirts once. Thankfully it was just an old shirt to laze about in in the house but needless to say it went straight in the bin. Oh you could've got another couple of days out of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wren Road Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 Spending time in the east coast with work. Travel is brutalScreaming kids in burger kingSoggy onion ringsLack of carry out shops in Waverley station 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 11 minutes ago, Wren Road said: Spending time in the east coast with work. Travel is brutal Screaming kids in burger king Soggy onion rings Lack of carry out shops in Waverley station Sure I got cans out of M&S. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 There's a perfectly good Sainsbury's up the stairs near the food court. Also, the speccy c*nt who ended up presenting Catchphrase after Roy Walker. A) because he's a speccy c*nt and B) He's not Roy Walker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wren Road Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 Found a co-op off Rose St. Even slung some beggar the change. Is it just me or are all cities now inundated with the homeless. It's fucking dire to be honest 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 Roy Walker was horrendous as well. Making jokes that only he found funny. In fact, Catchphrase is generally hosted by wallopers. Ben Shephard must be in line to present it at some point. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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