mizfit Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 22 minutes ago, 1320Lichtie said: House number also has a 7 in it so they've got a big green and white striped 7 and put it over the top of the number on the door, possibly the most tragic thing I've ever seen Are we on about her Neighbours house, or yours? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 Take it down. Not even kidding, just do it for a laugh. I dare ye. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 27 minutes ago, 1320Lichtie said: Delivering my sisters birthday card through the door there and the next door neighbour has this flying in the garden.... House number also has a 7 in it so they've got a big green and white striped 7 and put it over the top of the number on the door, possibly the most tragic thing I've ever seen Don't do anything illegal like setting fire to it or anything, but burn it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 17 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Who wants to stay in one of these for three months...apart from Njord and sjc...who seems to have disappeared again. Still here mate, got my parents here at the minute so will be a bit preoccupied for the next 6 weeks. Don't have the boat any more but it was very comfortable living on board although that might not have been said if the on shore facilities weren't available and the boat wasn't mooring in the middle of Edinburgh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 On 10/10/2016 at 19:40, jmothecat said: Electric ovens, when did they suddenly become so popular? I think I'm the last hold-out I know who still uses gas, but it makes cooking so much easier. Reminds me of uni, where not only was it an electric oven but an electric hob as well. Nightmare. Having to wait twenty minutes for an oven to heat up totally threw my cooking times. I think you'll find that modern electric ovens take a lot less time to heat up. I prefer them, as you have far more temperature control. Totally agree on the hob though. I suffered not having a gas hob once before, and would never let it happen again. On 10/12/2016 at 15:15, Stellaboz said: Was watching an old Wheel of Fortune at lunch (hosted by Bradley Walsh!?) and 2 things : Contestants that clap themselves for any reason. Fck off. This seems to happen a lot on the shite gameshows found on Challenge. I think it's just because the goons on these things simply really are that thick. 2 hours ago, Bairnardo said: I have ranted about it far too much over the years but this type of thing does my tits in. I used to know an aussie guy just from drinking in the same pub occasionally who was always on about how shite bar staff are over here. Said a barman is a recognised trade over there and here its treated as part time unskilled shite. Same goes for the US. Admittedly the tipping culture is probably what prompts them to go the extra mile but service in most places over there is head and shoulders above here. To be fair, in Australia being a barman is probably about the same level as being a politician or surgeon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 5 hours ago, EdgarusQPFC said: Pamela Anderson on the telly advocating that wives shouldn't allow their husbands to watch porn, that there is a dark side to porn, that playboy is objectification of women. This is a woman who's only noteworthy quality was her tits and when people got bored of them the sex tapes happened. How could they stop them watching it if they wanted to do so? Porn is pretty shite though. 2 hours ago, Bairnardo said: I have ranted about it far too much over the years but this type of thing does my tits in. I used to know an aussie guy just from drinking in the same pub occasionally who was always on about how shite bar staff are over here. Said a barman is a recognised trade over there and here its treated as part time unskilled shite. Same goes for the US. Admittedly the tipping culture is probably what prompts them to go the extra mile but service in most places over there is head and shoulders above here. That's because it is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 QQ.. which married P&B'er has a flag proudly flying in their garden? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 Gunther flying the rainbow flag? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grass Is Greener. Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 Ffs is Gunther back? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 Monobrows. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 This new update I got on my I phone, absolute pish! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 10 hours ago, EdgarusQPFC said: Pamela Anderson on the telly advocating that wives shouldn't allow their husbands to watch porn, that there is a dark side to porn, that playboy is objectification of women. This is a woman who's only noteworthy quality was her tits and when people got bored of them the sex tapes happened. "Shouldn't allow" What the f**k Is wrong wi women? If men started telling women what they can and can't do I'm pretty sure it would be seen as controlling and abusive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarusQPFC Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 17 minutes ago, Gaz FFC said: "Shouldn't allow" What the f**k Is wrong wi women? If men started telling women what they can and can't do I'm pretty sure it would be seen as controlling and abusive. If men didn't have access to porn she would have already been forgotten about 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Ted Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 Just a wheel Barrow and shovel. And now finished both gardens. Try 16 tonnes of sub-base aggregate with same tools, then you can moan, part timers lolNice job btw. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 1 hour ago, EdgarusQPFC said: If men didn't have access to porn she would have already been forgotten about Who would have? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 11 hours ago, Gaz FFC said: Who would have? Erika Eleniak. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 Has anyone done the "Pamela Anderson as her knockers but I quite like her." quip yet? I've never seen her sex tape am I the only one? I can't even get Baywatch on catch up. Grimbo -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 Fiona Beuce's trainers. Lovely dress on & a pair of trainers, ffs. Grimbo -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted October 17, 2016 Share Posted October 17, 2016 On 10/14/2016 at 14:09, Bairnardo said: I have ranted about it far too much over the years but this type of thing does my tits in. I used to know an aussie guy just from drinking in the same pub occasionally who was always on about how shite bar staff are over here. Said a barman is a recognised trade over there and here its treated as part time unskilled shite. Same goes for the US. Admittedly the tipping culture is probably what prompts them to go the extra mile but service in most places over there is head and shoulders above here. Unfortunately, a lot of the general public in the UK think that they can treat restaurant and bar staff like shite and it's OK to do it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted October 17, 2016 Share Posted October 17, 2016 35 minutes ago, Hampden Diehard said: Unfortunately, a lot of the general public in the UK think that they can treat restaurant and bar staff like shite and it's OK to do it. I also think the curmudgeonly barman is a national treasure. I mind when I used to frequent the Cask & Barrel on Broughton Street & Big Mike behind the bar, I think I only managed to get him to smile once, when I tried to pay with euro's. I once went in before a Spartans Cup match wearing a sombrero (don't ask) & he told me to take it off, saying I could have someone's eye out if I turned too fast & one of the wee pompom thingies that dangly down might hit them? Best was when a fellae dressed as a banana came in, the door hadn't even shut when Big Mike gave him the evil eye & just motioned his finger to turn around & go away. Re the restaurant staff being treated like shite, I don't very often go anywhere posh but it's they middle class c***s that moan at the staff, I just hope the staff stick their cocks in the meals before giving them to them. Grimbo -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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