Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 The wife is going into the ERI for a knee op tommorow. She's to be in for 7.30am, but ive contracted a large bout of the shits and wont be able to go into the hospital. Nail some Imodium and bring a plastic bag. Your Missus is having it worse than you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 42 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: There has been an alarming increase in the amount of rogue apostrophe's* being used on this site recently. * Reveal hidden contents Yes, that's deliberate. Ive noticed this as well. Does my tit's in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Your tits what? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 He still a'int answered you yet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 1 hour ago, DA Baracus said: Your tits what? I was just saying it really bother's me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Had to abandon my shopping to make a dash to the toilets in the supermarket earlier. Halfway through they start performing a fire drill. Must have been a helluva stench you created 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freckles71 Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 (edited) People with buggies that don't move them when a disabled man with a walker get's on the bus. Far to busy glued to their mobile phones to notice anything that's going on around them. E-liquid that doesn't taste of cherry like it's supposed to,I suppose that's what I get for getting cheap e-liquid. Edited October 12, 2016 by Freckles71 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 People with buggies that don't move them when a disabled man with a walker get's on the bus. Far to busy glued to their mobile phones to notice anything that's going on around them. E-liquid that doesn't taste of cherry like it's supposed to,I suppose that's what I get for getting cheap e-liquid. One of my gripes as well this. Particularly when they are sat in a designated area for a wheelchair and the buggy is foldable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Was watching an old Wheel of Fortune at lunch (hosted by Bradley Walsh!?) and 2 things :Contestants that clap themselves for any reason. Fck off.Jenny Powells face. She's nearly braw, but her eyes are so far apart she looks more like Uma from The Witcher 3. Which is real shame. Half an inch inward and she'd have been a real wid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freckles71 Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Just now, 19QOS19 said: One of my gripes as well this. Particularly when they are sat in a designated area for a wheelchair and the buggy is foldable. Well the woman had two kids and the one that was young enough for the buggy wasn't even in it at the time so realy she could have folded it down and let the bloke in there with his walker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 33 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Was watching an old Wheel of Fortune at lunch (hosted by Bradley Walsh!?) and 2 things : Contestants that clap themselves for any reason. Fck off. Jenny Powells face. She's nearly braw, but her eyes are so far apart she looks more like Uma from The Witcher 3. Which is real shame. Half an inch inward and she'd have been a real wid. Just send your cast-offs my way.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 37 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Was watching an old Wheel of Fortune at lunch (hosted by Bradley Walsh!?) and 2 things :Contestants that clap themselves for any reason. Fck off. This. Absolutely this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Trying to get through to BT to speak to human. 20 mins and counting..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FifeArab Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 When someone leaves a charger on without the phone or that In It, just fucking don't. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 When someone leaves a charger on without the phone or that In It, just fucking don't. Calm down! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 When someone leaves a charger on without the phone or that In It, just fucking don't. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 1 hour ago, FifeArab said: When someone leaves a charger on without the phone or that In It, just fucking don't. I do this all the time. I also keep my phone plugged into the charger even though it's fully charged. Apparently it's mean to ruin the battery, but who cares? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 I do this all the time. I also keep my phone plugged into the charger even though it's fully charged. Apparently it's mean to ruin the battery, but who cares? [emoji14] You, when you're standing in front of your house watching it burn. My current setup.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Dont follow it in a logical order. Press buttons that it doesnt understand and it will eventually give up on you and put you through to the Bangladeshi operator you desire The other thing is that it cannot understand a Scots accent 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Thats what I mean. Dont play their game. Just press buttons that arent options or when it prompts you to speak say nothing. Once it becomes clear you are shite at it, it normally sends you to an operator who can then get you to the correct department pronto Not much joy there either. Still call bk in 24 hours. No doubt just as I leave the house. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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