smpar Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 ^^^Swing and a miss. That's generally how it goes when I play golf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 You should meet the badminton banter lads. Absolute dicks. Bunch of shuttlecocks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 30 minutes ago, calum_gers said: ^^^Swing and a miss. ^^^baseball banter^^^ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 1 hour ago, smpar said: Footy banter lad-types and how they're completely stunned that a non league side (Sutton Utd) have a non league-looking dressing room. In fact, footy banter lads in general. They're the second worst group of people in society, just behind the rugby banter lads. 1 hour ago, heedthebaa said: Golf banter lads are by far the worst imho Correct. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 Seeing people cycle on flat roads in the lowest gear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 11 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said: Seeing people cycle on flat roads in the lowest gear. Or downhill. I see a few folk every morning on my way to work going down Lanark Road in Edinburgh (a big long steep hill) in a low gear. What are they doing? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 "Lol" and the use thereof. No idea why, just irritates me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 32 minutes ago, NorthernJambo said: "Lol" and the use thereof. No idea why, just irritates me. LMAO PMSL. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 LMAO PMSL. Summed it up. Folk use it when they're not laughing or usually after they haven't said anything remotely funny. "Dug just pished the carpet lol" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 Came out of the gym tonight to be greeted by this. I had to get into my seat from the passenger side. I'm the one on the right. Daft arse had left the driver window open as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 On the subway tonight, as instructed I had moved down the busy carriage to allow more people on to the busy train. Having already been through a couple of stops, as the train started to move to leave Kelvinbridge, I felt a tap on my shoulder followed by a woman saying "Excuse me, I'm getting off at Hillhead". Aye love, I'll just let you past. Good luck getting through the 4 other people between me and the big crowd blocking the door, who will probably all get off at Hillhead as well. Which they, and I, also did of course. Took great delight when the barrier wouldn't let her through - a metaphorical kick in the pie, if you will. Stupid boot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 Only been paid about 2/3rds of my final wage by my previous employer. Utterly delighted I'm no longer working with the wee snivelling snake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 7 minutes ago, Nkomo-A-Gogo said: 8 minutes ago, Nkomo-A-Gogo said: How do you think he got out? To be fair, he's the one parked within his own bay... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 Only been paid about 2/3rds of my final wage by my previous employer. Utterly delighted I'm no longer working with the wee snivelling snake. Good luck with the self employment route Pete. Good move, quite a few of our customers at work have went down that road, even though a few of them left their ex-employers on good terms and still do a bit of subbying when they are quiet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 Good luck with the self employment route Pete. Good move, quite a few of our customers at work have went down that road, even though a few of them left their ex-employers on good terms and still do a bit of subbying when they are quiet. Started as self-employed today, Philpy. Got work booked for February and if all goes to plan it should be a profitable month, so fingers crossed. Got some private client stuff and some subbie work for a big mob. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 On Tuesday, January 31, 2017 at 18:31, Trackdaybob said: The car insurance trying to auto renew then calling wondering why I'd cancelled the direct debit. Because you're £250 too expensive you fuckin robbing twats I'm about to pull that trigger after 15 years with mine. Every year I would look at the quote and seen as it seemed reasonable I would pay. Then I spoke wi my younger cousin and realiased I was getting screwed. A quick search on compare the market and I'm fuming. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 1 hour ago, Nkomo-A-Gogo said: That's the Isle of Wight and me and my mates nearly fell off that cliff in 1984. Who said "Bugger"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 People who say 'Coldslaw' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 I felt a tap on my shoulder followed by a woman saying "Excuse me, I'm getting off at Hillhead". She was inviting you back to hers for a Penthouse Forum experience. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 1 minute ago, Shotgun said: She was inviting you back to hers for a Penthouse Forum experience. She'd have been disappointed. Much like the subway, I am a never ending loop of disappointment.* *No rides on a Sunday after 6pm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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