Dee Man Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 24 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Surely most learners will have been on a dual carriage way? It's essentially the same. A dual carriageway has only got two lanes. As soon as some people are on a 3 lane motorway all common sense goes out the window and they lose their fucking minds. Given that undertaking is illegal, as soon as you start hogging the middle lane you are effectively rendering the left lane redundant. It's even worse when you are on a 4 or 5 lane motorway. The two far left lanes would be as well not being there half the time. You can be travelling slowly on a motorway and wondering what the problem is and as soon as you start travelling downhill and can see for miles ahead you see some clown trundling along at 60 in the middle lane causing the tailback. They should have a big DRIVE IN THE LEFT LANE UNLESS YOU ARE OVERTAKING YOU c***s flashing on the overhead matrix signs. AND TRY STICKING TO THE SAME FUCKING SPEED WHILE YOU'RE AT IT. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 32 minutes ago, Dee Man said: A dual carriageway has only got two lanes. As soon as some people are on a 3 lane motorway all common sense goes out the window and they lose their fucking minds. Given that undertaking is illegal, as soon as you start hogging the middle lane you are effectively rendering the left lane redundant. It's even worse when you are on a 4 or 5 lane motorway. The two far left lanes would be as well not being there half the time. You can be travelling slowly on a motorway and wondering what the problem is and as soon as you start travelling downhill and can see for miles ahead you see some clown trundling along at 60 in the middle lane causing the tailback. They should have a big DRIVE IN THE LEFT LANE UNLESS YOU ARE OVERTAKING YOU c***s flashing on the overhead matrix signs. AND TRY STICKING TO THE SAME FUCKING SPEED WHILE YOU'RE AT IT. When we see sense and take our Independence we'll be sending a private jet to bring back Dee Man, our Minister of Transport from Oz. Jocky flying the jumbo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 It's ok to hog the middle lane if the inside is one long queue of lorries, even if with the odd space, and you're keeping to 70/75 min. Otherwise just slot in behind a lorry and save fuel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 Snipers on the motorway bridges, that'll learn 'em. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 22 minutes ago, NewBornBairn said: Snipers on the motorway bridges, that'll learn 'em. A similar approach to penalty practice at East End Park is called for. Ramp up the incentive not to miss. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 9 hours ago, Shandon Par said: When we see sense and take our Independence we'll be sending a private jet to bring back Dee Man, our Minister of Transport from Oz. Jocky flying the jumbo. My first piece of legislation would be 6 months in jail for tailgating and the return of the death penalty for non use of indicators. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allan Jacobsen Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 4 minutes ago, Dee Man said: My first piece of legislation would be 6 months in jail for tailgating and the return of the death penalty for non use of indicators. Man after my own heart. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 58 minutes ago, throbber said: I have a stinker of a cold and hardly slept last night for the second night in a row, got so much work to do and feel so absolutely shit and anxious about everything. I have faith in you throbber 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 2 minutes ago, throbber said: I have zero faith or motivation right now, seriously the worst time to come down ill with anything. Wash down a bottle of night nurse with some brandy and you'll be fine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 I have a stinker of a cold and hardly slept last night for the second night in a row, got so much work to do and feel so absolutely shit and anxious about everything. Power through, Throbber! Give yourself small targets to hit, have breaks and you'll get your work done nae bither. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 2 minutes ago, throbber said: This isn't the first time you have implied you wanted me dead. Oh it wouldn't kill you, just relaxes you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 On 2/9/2017 at 14:25, Stellaboz said: My PTTGOYN for today is needing to fart after a shower. It's fine during, although stinks because of #chemistryorsomething but it feels.... Annoying whilst drying off. Like I should jump back in. Whenever that happens to me I just do a safety wipe with bog roll. Gives you a sense of cleanliness of the anus IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 Whenever that happens to me I just do a safety wipe with bog roll. Gives you a sense of cleanliness of the anus IMO. PARKLIFE 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 Wummin in the office next door came to ask me how to highlight a row (or column.. she didn't know the difference) on Excel. I know how to do that. It's piss easy. But it aint my job. And I'm happy to go and help her with her computer nonsense when there's two people working here because someone can cover but she expects me to drop everything so I told her I don't know how and got her to phone IT Support. Hopefully the IT guys will get called out often enough for basic Microsoft Office shit (she's asked me before how to save a word document) they'll just fucking send her away to get some fucking training. Every fucker in this hospital thinks I'm a technical genius because I'm the only one here who doesn't remember black and white telly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 For the safety of everyone in the hospital I reckon you should get a new job. Someone is going to ask you how to copy and paste something one day and you're going to go all Seung-Hui Cho on the place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 People who open packets of crisps the wrong way up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 8 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: People who open packets of crisps the wrong way up. Do they fall out? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 17 minutes ago, Gaz FFC said: Do they fall out? At risk of a 'whoosh', I mean this: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 46 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: For the safety of everyone in the hospital I reckon you should get a new job. Someone is going to ask you how to copy and paste something one day and you're going to go all Seung-Hui Cho on the place. I did call a patient a fucking idiot under my breath yesterday but they heard me. Asked me if I called them a fucking idiot. Couldn't be arsed with them so said "Aye. I did" Think they were too shocked to put a complaint in tho' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 10 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: At risk of a 'whoosh', I mean this: When stored in boxes and on shelves the flavouring that coats the crisps, some detachs from the crips and and settles at the bottom, For a more flavoursome taste this is the best way to eat crisps as the the dusting of loose flavouring will now fall from bottom (which is now the open top) to top ( which is now the closed bottom) over the crisps as you eat them, rather than remain at the bottom of the bag. All packets should opening this way to optimise taste. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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