philpy Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 @knightswoodbear pull your skirt up and get the f**k on with it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 1 hour ago, Honest_Man#1 said: If you're able to think about having a beer without being sick, you're not that hungover. Utter nonsense when people suggest hair of the dog for a genuine hangover, it's impossible. ^^^Lightweight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 26 minutes ago, welshbairn said: ^^^Lightweight. ^^^Thinks a light headache constitutes a hangover. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 1 hour ago, Lisa Cuddy said: Amateur. Have a drink now. When she asks you to drive later "aw, I've had a drink". Then, as you're not driving, you may as well have a drink. Having a pint now. 36 minutes ago, philpy said: @knightswoodbear pull your skirt up and get the f**k on with it. Do you not have a massive rammy to get back to? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 Nope, dont live in dunfermline sir. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 10 hours ago, Zen Archer said: That totally reminded of the way me and my brothers used to remind our kids how bad things were back in the 70;s. Fighting for a mouldy slice of bread that you could make fried bread on the frying pan and tasted of some bacon if you were lucky. Kids these days don't even know how good they have it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 The snobby rich cow who felt the seat next to her was a good place for her Sainsbury bags and not to be sat on by 1 of the many folk standing on her personal train carriage. People really are c***s given half a chance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 When P&B servers go down just seconds before you submit your reply ffs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 The humanisation of non-human things. Like "the internet's gone crazy over..." or "2016 was not good to celebrities" etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 20 hours ago, Angusfifer said: Pubs, usually the more expensive poncey ones, that don't serve their spirits from optics but decant them into silver measuring devices. A completely pointless exercise and a waste of time. Fair enough, every whisky can't be in a optic, but come on... Same in clubs, where it is normally done to allow their arrogant staff to pretend they are cocktail barstaff, thus holding the bottles in ways that will only result in broken fingers or dropped bottles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 9 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Did anyone request that she moved it so they could sitdown? It was more a walk past, see her bags and tut. I had a seat so I wasn't about to cause the required scene. I did get annoyed that she seemed oblivious to the many folk standing and never once moved her bags. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 Driving back up the road from Dumfries yesterday when between Amisfield and Parkgate a black VW heading towards Dumfries tossed a whole lot of coke cans and food bags out the car. In the unlikely event that anyone knows these people tell them that they are the lowest of the low. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 I once saw a guy drop an empty crisp packet out of his car window while he was waiting at the traffic lights. I handed it back to him and said, "Here, mate, you dropped this!" To be honest I'm not sure what I would have done if he got out of the car but fortunately the lights changed and he had to drive away. (And yes, he probably threw the packet out of the window again but I felt I'd made my point.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Orton Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 The international break. Just awful. Even more so when your own country are shite with an obnoxious poisioned dwarf in charge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ginger Prince Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 Waking up with a cunter of a sore head, phone smashed to bits and your hands covered in blood. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 26 minutes ago, Tynieness said: The international break. Just awful. Even more so when your own country are shite with an obnoxious poisioned dwarf in charge. I think us Scots would be confused and thrown off our game if the national team turned out to be decent. I'd need to find someone else to moan about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dosser-fae-the-shire Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 I think us Scots would be confused and thrown off our game if the national team turned out to be decent. I'd need to find someone else to moan about. Mind that time Motherwell cheated relegation? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Dosser-fae-the-shire said: Mind that time Motherwell cheated relegation? No? Tell me more. Edited March 26, 2017 by Gaz FFC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Dougal McGuire Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 Waking up with a cunter of a sore head, phone smashed to bits and your hands covered in blood. You ok babe? Xx 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ginger Prince Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 You ok babe? Xx Yeah hunni I'm ok xx 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.