Shandon Par Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 49 minutes ago, Angusfifer said: Guys who make a performance out of taking a pish in public toilets, unbuckling belts and God knows what else. There's no need for this attention-seeking behaviour. Spaver down, bobby out, take a pish, bobby back in, spaver up. And don't forget to wash your hands... Essentially, when you're hanging about the gents, you don't want any performance, you just want the punters to hurry up and get their cock out? Would you like directions to the OFTW thread? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irvine_buddie Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 42 minutes ago, The Moonster said: The number of folk who don't wash their hands in my work is disturbing. "Ahm no pishin aw o'er ma hands so whit dae ah need tae wash them fur" being the usual jakie response. It takes 20 seconds and people don't think you're revolting, just do it. The toilets in our work are unbelievably cold which is a PTTGOMN. You go for a shite and come back with frost bite in winter. I'm sure they purposely make it that cold to stop folk sitting in there to waste time, but still I'd like to be able to take a shite without having to spend my wages on thermals to be sure I survive. Starting to think you might work in the same place as me, all your work related PTTGOYN apply to my work aswell 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Angusfifer said: Guys who make a performance out of taking a pish in public toilets, unbuckling belts and God knows what else. There's no need for this attention-seeking behaviour. Spaver down, bobby out, take a pish, bobby back in, spaver up. And don't forget to wash your hands... Maybe he had trouble going when people are staring at him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 Starting to think you might work in the same place as me, all your work related PTTGOYN apply to my work aswell [emoji38]There are a number of Buddies in here but not sure any of them are from Irvine! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 Radio stations, forth one in particular, that play a jingle that's meant to sound like a bit of the song they are about to play. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 Guys who make a performance out of taking a pish in public toilets, unbuckling belts and God knows what else. There's no need for this attention-seeking behaviour. Spaver down, bobby out, take a pish, bobby back in, spaver up. And don't forget to wash your hands... It's impossible to go for a pish without unbuckling the belt if the jeans are an all button effort. Frustrating. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 2 minutes ago, die hard doonhamer said: if the jeans are an all button effort. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 Used to have a pair of button up jeans. The risk of zipping the sack is eradicated. A cracking invention. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 8 hours ago, irvine_buddie said: Do they treat dog bites indoors differently than dog bites outdoors? Presumably if you're bitten inside your house then it's likely to be your own dog, or at least belong to somebody you know. If it happens outside then it could well be a strange dog, in which case they might want to look into things further in case it's a Devil Dog as the Daily Record would have it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 8 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: Baws in or oot? Ever since this started appearing I've been wondering what difference it makes. Does the OP look closely at the guy standing next to him when they're having a pish, to see if he's got his baws oot? Behaviour likely to get your face plunged in the urinal if you ask me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 The boxers I wear don't have a hole to slip the boaby out, so it's impossible to go for a pish without unbuckling etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 16 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: Used to have a pair of button up jeans. The risk of zipping the sack is eradicated. A cracking invention. I agree there, zips are a nightmare on the nutsack and ripping out hairs. Downside to the button fly, when absolutely hammered trying to button up the fly can be like solving a Mensa puzzle at times. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 I've only ever been aware of hearing a load of unnecessary unbuckling and stuff going on while, minding my business and taking a pish in the time honoured fashion. Surely to fcuk nobody takes their baws out to pish? That's not right... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 People who moan about money going to London from Scotland. Smug "Yes" b*****ds from the West End of Glasgow greetin' about inequality and poverty in Scotland when they'd shite themselves and get the first MegaBus back home if I offered them a chance to go for a stroll through Broadwater Farm Estate. People who moan about money going to Scotland from London and calling Scots "subsidy junkies". Smug New Labour voters greetin' about paying for Scottish people's drinking habits when they get five and a half times more spent on them on transport and infrastructure than we do back home so that their precious tube ride to work doesn't cost £15. The only solution is indepedence for Scotland and a race riot in London that ends with the bankers being hung from the rafters and London becoming a Soviet Style Dictatorship under the control of The Chicken Conniseur. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 10 hours ago, die hard doonhamer said: It's impossible to go for a pish without unbuckling the belt if the jeans are an all button effort. Frustrating. Eh? Maybe if you're two years old. What nonsense! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 10 hours ago, Honest_Man#1 said: The boxers I wear don't have a hole to slip the boaby out, so it's impossible to go for a pish without unbuckling etc. You've got them on back to front. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 10 hours ago, hellbhoy said: Downside to the button fly, when absolutely hammered trying to button up the fly can be like solving a Mensa puzzle at times. "So you see, M'Lud, my client wasn't deliberately exposing himself to the schoolgirls!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irvine_buddie Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 17 hours ago, The Moonster said: There are a number of Buddies in here but not sure any of them are from Irvine! Not lived in Irvine for years just never changed the name. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 Not lived in Irvine for years just never changed the name. I think I'm the only Dumbarton fan in here so I assume you'll know me if we do work in the same place haha. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 11 hours ago, Honest_Man#1 said: The boxers I wear don't have a hole to slip the boaby out, so it's impossible to go for a pish without unbuckling etc. Give mens underwear a try. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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