Hedgecutter Posted May 6, 2017 Share Posted May 6, 2017 In Keith (the town in Moray), most house walls are made of ~80% stone and ~20% cement, but one particular house on the A96 has more cement than stone. Annoying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted May 6, 2017 Share Posted May 6, 2017 Stuck at work for Montrose' biggest game since the trapdoor playoff games and they weren't for anything positive. Basically shift work sucks dead donkey balls. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 6, 2017 Share Posted May 6, 2017 On 04/05/2017 at 18:06, Hedgecutter said: Wind turbines with only two blades. It's three or nothing you cheap b******ds. Tipple helix turbines must really boil you piss. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted May 6, 2017 Share Posted May 6, 2017 12 hours ago, Aidan said: Agreed last night to do a shift today, and now I'm missing the football and a chance to catch up with a family member who I haven't seen for a couple of years (he's a Clyde fan so that's not too bad) Company man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecto Posted May 7, 2017 Share Posted May 7, 2017 The amount of twats wearing football colours at the snooker. or just the amount of football colours worn in general 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 7, 2017 Share Posted May 7, 2017 Waking up to find the downstairs part of the house like a bombsite after having a party yesterday. On the plus side though, we've got a shitload of drink left. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 7, 2017 Share Posted May 7, 2017 People who feed pigeons 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted May 7, 2017 Share Posted May 7, 2017 4 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: People who feed pigeons I'll raise you people who feed seagulls. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 7, 2017 Share Posted May 7, 2017 Just now, Rugster said: I'll raise you people who feed seagulls. I've just watched a guy in a mask with a 10kg sack of seeds and a jug throw them all over ten closes' worth of backs. And I've seen a woman who lives in a close opposite me throw out the same stuff regularly. Absolute oddballs, the lot of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 7, 2017 Share Posted May 7, 2017 People who feed pigeons I'll raise you people who feed seagulls. Like this idiot in musselburgh last week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 7, 2017 Share Posted May 7, 2017 Maybe he watched Fight Club the night before and never really got the point. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted May 7, 2017 Share Posted May 7, 2017 I'll raise you people who feed seagulls. My dad's now got a pet seagull. He noticed a one legged gull in his garden a few years ago so he fed her. She kept coming back and it's now a bit freaky how much of a pet it is. It sits on his front fence shouting until he goes out (a few times each day). If he's not in it not going quick enough it goes round the back where if it sits on his shed it can see his chair. Genius. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swordfishtrombone Posted May 7, 2017 Share Posted May 7, 2017 You see people feeding the ducks at Callander Park in Falkirk which is absolutely pointless as the seagulls get it all before the ducks have a chance my tink of a dog normally jumps in too scaring the ducks away. There used to be a character that went down there to feed the swans, he looked like 'Mysterious Girl' era Peter Andre with the curtains harcut and a big dollar sign medallion and puffa jacket I once had a conversation with him where he went on a mad racist rant. I didn't know what to say so just said it was nice of him to feed the Swans his reply was 'some c**t has to' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted May 7, 2017 Share Posted May 7, 2017 16 minutes ago, pandarilla said: My dad's now got a pet seagull. He noticed a one legged gull in his garden a few years ago so he fed her. She kept coming back and it's now a bit freaky how much of a pet it is. It sits on his front fence shouting until he goes out (a few times each day). If he's not in it not going quick enough it goes round the back where if it sits on his shed it can see his chair. Genius. Firstly, how do you know it's a she? It's not a pet, it only comes there because it knows it's a feeding ground, don't feed it and it will eventually go away, or die from starvation. What does it shout when it's sitting on the fence? "Hoi you lazy bugger, get oot here and feed me and it better no be fucking bread again" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted May 7, 2017 Share Posted May 7, 2017 (edited) 11 minutes ago, Fae_the_'briggs said: It's not a pet, it only comes there because it knows it's a feeding ground, don't feed it and it will eventually go away, or die from starvation. That's every pet though. Edit: or children. Edited May 7, 2017 by The_Kincardine 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted May 7, 2017 Share Posted May 7, 2017 Firstly, how do you know it's a she? It's not a pet, it only comes there because it knows it's a feeding ground, don't feed it and it will eventually go away, or die from starvation. What does it shout when it's sitting on the fence? "Hoi you lazy bugger, get oot here and feed me and it better no be fucking bread again" It gets chicken and meat scraps - and basically turns its nose up when it's just bread. I thought it was weird to begin with but it's actually quite cute to see. Man and bird bonding. My dad says it's a she; and who am I to argue? I wouldn't have believed the bit about the garden shed but I saw it with my only eyes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted May 7, 2017 Share Posted May 7, 2017 Fucking disgusting. They shite everywhere 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted May 7, 2017 Share Posted May 7, 2017 Company man. Having to do a double shift on Wednesday too so I'll miss the first leg, worth it on Saturday if we go through though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted May 7, 2017 Share Posted May 7, 2017 Fucking disgusting. They shite everywhere Is that your only problem with them? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted May 7, 2017 Share Posted May 7, 2017 1 minute ago, pandarilla said: Is that your only problem with them? No 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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