Scary Bear Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 I was very surprised to see that rather than the rakish, manly image that's accompanied all of the reporting of him... .... he is in fact a bald, fat man: Top tip for all the baldies on here: wear a dark green berry at a jaunty angle to appear more handsome and interesting.Or is it the flag, berry and uniform combo? Maybe it's the gun, but you run the risk of getting shot by the Police if you cut about with a gun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 Is no-one considering the first photo is of him before the incident and the second is of him after just getting out of jail? Of course he'll look out of shape. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 Is no-one considering the first photo is of him before the incident and the second is of him after just getting out of jail? Of course he'll look out of shape. That can't be right. I've seen various movies where people in prison just work out all day and occasionally stab or shag each other. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taurus Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 Isn't that the same thing ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 Looks much better in the second, thought it was Kenny Miller in the first. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 23 minutes ago, Jamaldo said: Is no-one considering the first photo is of him before the incident and the second is of him after just getting out of jail? Of course he'll look out of shape. (Military(?)) prison famed for its extravagant feeding regimes, marines famed for their slobbery. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieT1314 Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 Especially when you try to phone someone's missing phone, only for the person, who has lost the phone, to remember that they switched it off and had it on silent before it went missing. When you can't find your mobile phone and get someone to phone it so you can locate it until you remember the fucking thing is on mute. Mobile phones should always be on mute/vibrate. Anyone that has a ringtone of any kind on their phone should be shot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 Mobile phones should always be on mute/vibrate. Anyone that has a ringtone of any kind on their phone should be shot. Completely agree unless there is very extenuating circumstances. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 18 minutes ago, throbber said: Sounds like my kind of party. "...there's gonna be some drinking, and there's gonna be some fighting, and there's gonna be some fucking" "Really? Who's coming?" "Just you and me" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 44 minutes ago, Jamaldo said: Is no-one considering the first photo is of him before the incident and the second is of him after just getting out of jail? Of course he'll look out of shape. I thought Porridge was one of these super health foods, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 1 hour ago, Jamaldo said: Is no-one considering the first photo is of him before the incident and the second is of him after just getting out of jail? Of course he'll look out of shape. In better shape than the guy he shot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 In better shape than the guy he shot. That guy has probably lost a lot of weight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 1 hour ago, Scary Bear said: That guy has probably lost a lot of weight. Especially if they kept his ears 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 Isco's goal for Real. Properly ruined a potentially amazing last 45 minutes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swordfishtrombone Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 8 hours ago, JamieT1314 said: Mobile phones should always be on mute/vibrate. Anyone that has a ringtone of any kind on their phone should be shot. When I worked in Edinburgh my early morning commute on the train was always made more annoying by the constant noise of the whistle text alert on fellow commuters phones.There was at least 5 per carriage. What was worse was the people normally middle aged women, who hadn't turned off the keypad tone so when they were in a text conversation it was a whistle followed by a series of beeps ad nauseum. I can only imagine how mundane the text conversation they were having at 7.30 in the morning was. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieT1314 Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 Don't get me started on the fucking keypad tones... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 When I worked in Edinburgh my early morning commute on the train was always made more annoying by the constant noise of the whistle text alert on fellow commuters phones.There was at least 5 per carriage. What was worse was the people normally middle aged women, who hadn't turned off the keypad tone so when they were in a text conversation it was a whistle followed by a series of beeps ad nauseum. I can only imagine how mundane the text conversation they were having at 7.30 in the morning was. Going to uni in Edinburgh it was always funny watching everyone on the phone. Get et angry as the train went through Winchburgh tunnel and phone signal dies completely. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 The fact that virgin trains and trainline websites both show train options for you to choose, but when going through to final payment it tells you the train is full. How difficult is it to blank out the full ones in the first place rather than forcing people to go back from paying to square one about ten times to find a fucking train? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 Young lassie on a local Facebook group has posted a photo of a letter from the NHS pinned to a noticeboard asking everyone in the NHS to spread the word about a "sick craze" which has led to the suicides of 130 teens. Why do people believe such fucking drivel? Whatever happened to a bid of healthy skepticism? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 I had to stand on a train all the way from Manchester to Glasgow at the weekend. I wish the c***s told me it was going to be full in advance TBH. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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