Hillonearth Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 1 hour ago, deej said: ATM or cash machine would be acceptable. Outside America you don't hear ATM that often, in the same way they persisted in calling video recorders VCRs till the bitter end. Most people I know just say they're going get money from the bank at lunchtime or whatever; you know they mean a machine rather than going to the counter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 49 minutes ago, Hillonearth said: Outside America you don't hear ATM that often, in the same way they persisted in calling video recorders VCRs till the bitter end. Most people I know just say they're going get money from the bank at lunchtime or whatever; you know they mean a machine rather than going to the counter. ATM is the term used in Japan and the far East tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 (edited) This guy knows what PTTGOYN is..... Also, how does he get through train ticket gates? Edited June 24, 2017 by whiskychimp 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 10 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Walks backwards? Anyway, my gripe for today was being at a kids birthday party today where appprox 90% of the mums were better looking than the missus by an average of 75%. What about the dads? Than you that is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 I'm guilty of saying back machine. Then again I can't spell immediately and I've misspelt it then many times my autocorrect has changed to immediantly 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 18 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Walks backwards? Anyway, my gripe for today was being at a kids birthday party today where appprox 90% of the mums were better looking than the missus by an average of 75%. 6 minutes ago, welshbairn said: What about the dads? Than you that is. You should tell her how much of a favour you're doing her 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 3 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Surprisingly I think I rated quite highly. Probably on the top 10% imo. Suppose I should put that in the reasons to be cheerful thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red23 Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 (edited) 8 hours ago, mizfit said: Woke me up the b*****ds. My girlfriends downstairs neighbour was out watching it with a rangers scarf around his neck. Arsepiece That's what its all about though isn't it. Just a chance to get one up on Celtic by putting on a big show. Celtic and Rangers fans like two 10 year olds "but he did this, but he did that" to justify their sub human behaviour. Edited June 24, 2017 by red23 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 9 hours ago, tree house tam said: Fucking orange walk, in a housing estate, 2 miles from Perth city centre, at the back of 8 in the morning. c***s. They've got the date a bit wrong as well haven't they? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 Just now, Raidernation said: They've got the date a bit wrong as well haven't they? They have a "season". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I just give her the "look" from time to time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 33 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I just give her the "look" from time to time. 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I just give her the "look" from time to time. Dementia must be fucking brilliant. Everything is new and wonderful 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 7 minutes ago, whiskychimp said: Dementia must be fucking brilliant. Everything is new and wonderful Grandchildren's party imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 13 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I just give her the "look" from time to time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 How does Nick Grimshaw keep getting gigs on the tv and radio? He's a man of 0 talent who nobody likes. I can't exactly say I particularly liked Chris Moyles personally but at least he had personality so I could see why folk liked him, but Grimshaw has the personality of a peg bag. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 5 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: All those fucking stupid flags at Glastonbury. If I was there right now I'd Zippo the lot of them. Do that c**t Gallagher as well, fucker can't sing for toffee. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 I literally just finished oiling the decking with the first coat and it started pishing down. f**k the f**k off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 2 hours ago, philpy said: Surely something gets on your nerves? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 When folk come in too early with the 'DADA DA!' on I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles). Also it's not even in the top 10 Proclaimers songs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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