Boghead ranter Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 25 minutes ago, Mr Spoons said: BBC news presenters that cannot speak properly! For example, Annita McVeigh. Every third or fourth word is 'uh'. She is almost unwatchable. Mind you, when you look at her first name it would seem her parents can't spell either. Annita McVeigh is a tit? 20 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Chick Young is bad. FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 Chick Young is bad. FTFY. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: The f**k is joghurt? Nipple rash I think. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 FTFY Bollocks, beat me to it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 What's going on today? Jogurt. Chopped grapes. Black mould. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 4 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: What's going on today? Jogurt. Chopped grapes. Black mould. Worst festival ever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 Have frogurt instead. It comes with your choice of topping That's good! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 Worst festival ever. I thought it was the names of the top dealers in inverkeithing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 What's going on today? Jogurt. Chopped grapes. Black mould. Throbber showed then colours in the morning. It gets worse. Trust Philpy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 People who immediately season their food before even tasting it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 12 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: That's good! The toppings contain potassium benzoate 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 The toppings contain potassium benzoate That's bad 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 26 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: What's going on today? Jogurt. Chopped grapes. Black mould. Not even supermik would steal that from a hostel fridge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 26 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: What's going on today? Jogurt. Chopped grapes. Black mould. Shaun should've kept the Happy Mondays together 8 minutes ago, Slenderman said: People who immediately season their food before even tasting it. Infuriating. You make a cracking dish and somebody saturates it in salt before even attempting it. You've just got to hope they die of a heart attack while they eat it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 People who cough without covering their mouth. Usually old, jakey men. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 1 hour ago, Unleash The Nade said: It's common knowledge that the correct way is to inject the yoghurt into the grape , you fucking peasant Yoggy grape grape. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 1 hour ago, Mark Connolly said: Yoggy grape grape. You said grape twice.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: You said grape twice.. He likes grape. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 10 minutes ago, HenryHill said: He likes grape. Tap in! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 6 hours ago, NorthernJambo said: No just have a bacon roll on a Friday like a normal c**t? Who gets one roll? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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