BFTD Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 2 minutes ago, Cerberus said: Selling stuff on eBay is horrible. Be prepared to get severely fucked about. 99% of folk are fine, but you do get the occasional zoomer. My favourite was the (probably fake) priest who bought something from me in the morning, and went batshit mental when it hadn't arrived by the evening of the same day. Apparently this was his normal behaviour on eBay, and I found out later that he was repeatedly convicted for selling pirate texts of Christian books 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 "Baby on Board!" or Child on Board!" badges in cars. I don't really get the point in them. Are they bragging about having a grandchild, niece or whatever? As if the average random road-user gives even a fraction of a f**k. Or are they assuming that everyone drives like a mentalist until they see the badge in the back window of the car in front, and then will suddenly decide not to ram them off the road? Either way, get them in the bin. Just building up the evidence for when they park in the parent and child space at the supermarket IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 Lucy Alexander has been replaced by Martel Maxwell on Homes Under the Hammer. Martel fùcking Maxwell, this won't do at all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 5 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Bonus points for when people would buy something at a fixed price, then send a message saying, "I don't actually want this - I've just bought it to make you take the listing down as it's overpriced". Ah, the days when you could give buyers negative feedback. Isn't that illegal? I thought agreeing to buy something on eBay created a legal contract. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 40 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Lucy Alexander has been replaced by Martel Maxwell on Homes Under the Hammer. Martel fùcking Maxwell, this won't do at all. She's lovely, and a Dundee supporter as well. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 10 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: She's lovely, and a Dundee supporter as well. Thank you. It's not the same and as we all know, change is bad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarusQPFC Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 When a delivery company Guarantee a delivery date then don't even bother to meet it. Yeah thanks for wasting my entire fucking day sitting in for f**k all 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarusQPFC Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 "Hi there, I understand that you need the parcel however there has been a delay at the depot. I have escalated this requesting for a delivery attempt to be made as soon as possible. Please accept my apologies for your experience regarding this delivery and for any inconvenience caused. Should you need our assistance in the future please do not hesitate to contact us. Thanks Cathy" Standard bullshit answer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 The French Airspace Controllers. If they could manage a decent strike I'd have an extra night in Seville in a free hotel. Instead we have to sit on the plane on the tarmac probably till 8pm UK time and I'll miss my connection to Inverness. c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 7 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: She's lovely, and a Dundee supporter as well. Thank you. The only person that I've ever met who is both "lovely" and "a Dundee supporter" is your missus. You're welcome. And so is she. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 15 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: The only person that I've ever met who is both "lovely" and "a Dundee supporter" is your missus. You're welcome. And so is she. Cheers. It's not true what people say about you. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 2 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Cheers. It's not true what people say about you. Thank you. Yes it is. Every word. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 Granny wants to pump your wife, Biggie. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 11 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: Granny wants to pump your wife, Biggie. Already done it. And Biggie too. #dundeebuscrawl 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 7 minutes ago, throbber said: When William Hill offer odds for some less known of games but then fail to keep you posted on the score because they don’t do bet in play for the fixture. SkyBet are bad for this as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 1 hour ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: Granny wants to pump your wife, Biggie. 1 hour ago, Granny Danger said: Already done it. And Biggie too. #dundeebuscrawl 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 To be fair to Liz, the mobile app just shows her tits and they are looking good.BOBFOC. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 Driving in Edinburgh. The average speed on my trip computer as at 9mph these days. Suppose I should cut down on the kerb crawling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 On 10/10/2017 at 01:37, senorsoupe said: Do you know what really grinds my gears? People who don't turn their lights on when driving in pouring rain. Drove back from my parents place today, about a 4 hour drive, it was chucking it down most of the way and I got really annoyed seeing cars without their lights on, especially grey cars. Grey car, grey road, grey skies makes it really fucking hard to see you!!! I agree but also present you with the opposite, Twats who drive with the foglights on permanently. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 On 10/10/2017 at 05:14, Cerberus said: Selling stuff on eBay is horrible. Be prepared to get severely fucked about. Gumtree too. Folk committing to buying my stuff and then not showing up. Why are folk c***s? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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