Stellaboz Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 It’s one of the best parts of being hungover. And messiest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 Alongside the fact that family chat involves sitting watching fucking mundane, bollocks TV non stop, Take That with fat James Corbin on TV wanting people to donate to Red Nose whilst they pay f**k all tax offshore.Also one of the poor c***s couldn't be arsed taking instructions for an hour of work. f**k off and do a proper shift instead of a big, poncy fucking pop star DICKHEAD 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecto Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 Easter eggs to go on sale tomoro ... Just been into a Spar in Loughborough, on the shelves already 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 (edited) 59 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: That fucking Sportscene background gives me the mangoworm heebiejeebies. Almost as annoying as they guy who presents the show and the tedious sucking through the teeth he does when moving on to the next game... Edited December 31, 2017 by IainMorton 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 Start work at 7. Baws. Best not risk it. Have one last irn bru and call it a night. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 For the last couple of weeks there has been an owl in the neighbourhood, which is great, but after a while 'woo hoo' every fifteen seconds gets on your tits 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 6 hours ago, Zen Archer said: For the last couple of weeks there has been an owl in the neighbourhood, which is great, but after a while 'woo hoo' every fifteen seconds gets on your tits Woo hoo? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 7 hours ago, Zen Archer said: For the last couple of weeks there has been an owl in the neighbourhood, which is great, but after a while 'woo hoo' every fifteen seconds gets on your tits Similarly, my wife was complaining about a cuckoo (easy now) to me and a neighbour the other day. We politely suggested she was mad. She’s right though - one nearby has been making a racket for the last hour. Have asked the cat to go and find it and dismember it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 I'll see your owl and cuckoo and raise you a couple of kookaburras who decide to have a shouting contest every morning at 5.30 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 10 hours ago, Zen Archer said: For the last couple of weeks there has been an owl in the neighbourhood, which is great, but after a while 'woo hoo' every fifteen seconds gets on your tits Sounds like a Ric Flair owl 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 Those who feel the need to go jogging on Christmas Day and New Years Day. Give it a miss for one day freaks, different if you're a professional athlete, not a no mark going at 3mph. Fucking tell me about it. Just been down at newhailes estate at musselburgh, getting some practice with the camera. Had the perfect shot of a wee robin up a tree, just went to press the shutter, and 2 c***s in running gear came thundering past, scaring the robin out of the tree. Utter c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 7 minutes ago, philpy said: 1 hour ago, Tynieness said: Those who feel the need to go jogging on Christmas Day and New Years Day. Give it a miss for one day freaks, different if you're a professional athlete, not a no mark going at 3mph. Fucking tell me about it. Just been down at newhailes estate at musselburgh, getting some practice with the camera. Had the perfect shot of a wee robin up a tree, just went to press the shutter, and 2 c***s in running gear came thundering past, scaring the robin out of the tree. Utter c***s. ^^^ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 Those who feel the need to go jogging on Christmas Day and New Years Day. Give it a miss for one day freaks, different if you're a professional athlete, not a no mark going at 3mph. ^^^Got overtaken by an auld boy type post IMO 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 Samuel K Jackson's lisping in "Kingsman." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 3 hours ago, Hampden Diehard said: Samuel K Jackson's lisping in "Kingsman." Who?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeek Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 A work pal of mine is being vegan for a month, putting it all on Facebook and doing a fcuking blog about it. Also veganuary which is a thing. Not for what it is but that fcuking name is appalling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeek Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 No, I'll be a polite shitebag and whine about it to internet strangers thank you very much. Quite in keeping with the thread. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 21 hours ago, Jeek said: A work pal of mine is being vegan for a month, putting it all on Facebook and doing a fcuking blog about it. The clues are already there. Pay attention. 21 hours ago, Jeek said: Also veganuary which is a thing No. It isn't and it never will be. Ever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 No. It isn't and it never will be. Ever. I had the same initial scorn but Piers Morgan is annoyed by it so it’s clearly fucking brilliant. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 8 minutes ago, NJ2 said: I had the same initial scorn but Piers Morgan is annoyed by it so it’s clearly fucking brilliant. An outcome I had not considered but then I never consider what that kunt thinks. Of anything. Ever 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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