Shandon Par Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 8 minutes ago, NJ2 said: “Hello Mr Magpie, how are you and how’s your wife?” I was always told to say if you see a line magpie. Not really sure why and I still think it when I see one. I haven’t saluted any magpies or postman though. A few years back we got woken up by what we thought was an alarm going off. Went through to the living room and the cat had brought a magpie in. Some racket they make when in mortal danger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 A few years back we got woken up by what we thought was an alarm going off. Went through to the living room and the cat had brought a magpie in. Some racket they make when in mortal danger. Should have just said hiya to it. I’ve never had any magpie related bother, concrete proof it works imo. I can only imagine what would happen if the cat brought one in now and that dug got involved. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 1 minute ago, G_Man1985 said: Is this an old timer thing to be doing ? Just a crackpot thing to be doing, I think. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 Is this an old timer thing to be doing ? No sure, it was certainly passed down to me. Just a crackpot thing to be doing, I think. I think rugster is probably correct. I’ve googled it and it’s to avoid bad luck. Apparently a solo Magpie bad luck means bad luck, obviously... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 29 minutes ago, Rugster said: Just a crackpot thing to be doing, I think. 3 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Its a woman thing in my experience. I already said that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myko Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 1 hour ago, GordonD said: Does that mean she's pregnant? Hardly surprising she's upset if you ignore that. Oh don't. The thought of reproducing with her at the moment is palpable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 It's wuss and wusses, if you're averse to using your own, superior vernacular for mocking someone and would rather use the shitey American equivalent. I think Jessie is still acceptable and has not yet been classified as hate speech 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 I think my head might explode at this so called steak pie. 50% lumps of tough beef, 50% mushrooms (the pile to the left) all put between two squares of puff pastry and laughingly called a pie. f**k you Inverness 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 I believe @DA Baracus enjoys hearing about people saluting magpies 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 The pastry looks like they tried to make an apple turnover and fucked it up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 19 minutes ago, NewBornBairn said: I think my head might explode at this so called steak pie. 50% lumps of tough beef, 50% mushrooms (the pile to the left) all put between two squares of puff pastry and laughingly called a pie. f**k you Inverness It literally looks like a plate of shite that fell out someone's prolapsed arse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 I think my head might explode at this so called steak pie. 50% lumps of tough beef, 50% mushrooms (the pile to the left) all put between two squares of puff pastry and laughingly called a pie. f**k you Inverness Genuinely infuriating when this happens. Looking forward to your steak pie then this pile of shit gets put down?! Makes my blood boil. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 Richard f**king Thompson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 (edited) 39 minutes ago, NewBornBairn said: I think my head might explode at this so called steak pie. 50% lumps of tough beef, 50% mushrooms (the pile to the left) all put between two squares of puff pastry and laughingly called a pie. f**k you Inverness Where has that monstrosity been served? Edited January 9, 2018 by Rugster 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 1 minute ago, Rugster said: Wheee has that monstrosity been served? Under the new rules of tarring everyone with the same brush - Inverness 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 (edited) 42 minutes ago, NewBornBairn said: I think my head might explode at this so called steak pie. 50% lumps of tough beef, 50% mushrooms (the pile to the left) all put between two squares of puff pastry and laughingly called a pie. f**k you Inverness They knew they could give you any old shite when you ordered Peroni. Edited January 9, 2018 by Sergeant Wilson 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 Better off sticking with fresh vegetables and seeds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 54 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I believe @DA Baracus enjoys hearing about people saluting magpies He does, but only to have a chuckle and a wry shake of the head at such bullshit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 41 minutes ago, Moomintroll said: Richard f**king Thompson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 I'm pretty sure this must have been mentioned before but when some no-mark fame goblin is reported as 'breaking the internet ' when they post a picture on their instatwat or whatever. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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