invergowrie arab Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 Pubs without coathooks on the bar. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 3 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: It’s not illegal to use hands free technology for making/receiving calls whilst driving. I do it all the time and have rarely run over a child. What's that got to do with scrolling through spotify in the A92? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 4 minutes ago, invergowrie arab said: What's that got to do with scrolling through spotify in the A92? I wouldn’t want any driver to do anything unsafe, but many/most of these technologies are linked to voice control. It’s quite possible to access Spotify and select music without scrolling through anything. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 2 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: I wouldn’t want any driver to do anything unsafe, but many/most of these technologies are linked to voice control. It’s quite possible to access Spotify and select music without scrolling through anything. I'll need to look that up as I will cause deaths on kingsway west one morning 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 this should really be in a thread called "really fucking indefensibly shit things that make you utterly furious" but there isn't one of those, so this will have to do: when it's illegal to use mobile phones whilst driving, and consequently run over children and the like, how the actual f**k do Fiat Chrysler get away with releasing a car which "puts your favourite apps within easy reach on the driver's dashboard" ? My father in law has a Peugeot that I use from time to time, everything has to be controlled through a touch screen display in the middle of the dashboard. It's a fucking nightmare to drive, even turning the heating up and down is an adventure. ETA: even with the windows down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 Women sprinters with huge heavy hair 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 My sister has just emailed me the photo below with the title “Giovanni has made Arancini!”. 1. I don’t know who Giovanni is. 2. I don’t know what Arancini is. 3. I don’t fucking care. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 Just now, Melanius Mullarkey said: My sister has just emailed me the photo below with the title “Giovanni has made Arancini!”. 1. I don’t know who Giovanni is. 2. I don’t know what Arancini is. 3. I don’t fucking care. Pakora isn't that difficult. Giovanni is a 'look at me' p***k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 My sister has just emailed me the photo below with the title “Giovanni has made Arancini!”. 1. I don’t know who Giovanni is. 2. I don’t know what Arancini is. 3. I don’t fucking care. They are balls of risotto rice in batter. Probably not the only balls belonging to Giovanni that your sister is munching on. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 37 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: My sister has just emailed me the photo below with the title “Giovanni has made Arancini!”. 1. I don’t know who Giovanni is. 2. I don’t know what Arancini is. 3. I don’t fucking care. Was philpy involved? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 2 minutes ago, peasy23 said: 39 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: My sister has just emailed me the photo below with the title “Giovanni has made Arancini!”. 1. I don’t know who Giovanni is. 2. I don’t know what Arancini is. 3. I don’t fucking care. They are balls of risotto rice in batter. Probably not the only balls belonging to Giovanni that your sister is munching on. Is best let her husband know. Then again, maybe not as he’s a ***. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 My sister has just emailed me the photo below with the title “Giovanni has made Arancini!”. 1. I don’t know who Giovanni is. 2. I don’t know what Arancini is. 3. I don’t fucking care. Arancini is fucking quality. Those however, look shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 19 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 11 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: My sister has just emailed me the photo below with the title “Giovanni has made Arancini!”. 1. I don’t know who Giovanni is. 2. I don’t know what Arancini is. 3. I don’t fucking care. Arancini is fucking quality. Those however, look shite. I’ll pass on your critique to Giovanni. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 I’ll pass on your critique to Giovanni. And tell him to stay away from her too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 Just now, Bairnardo said: 5 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I’ll pass on your critique to Giovanni. And tell him to stay away from her too. Think it’s too late for that. Pretty sure she’ll be riddled by now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 Think it’s too late for that. Pretty sure she’ll be riddled by now. Oh no, I already had that covered. Rest easy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 Toilet paper in hotels. Honestly, it's like it's made from recycled tracing paper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 Watching something you've recorded on Sky and it the 3rd set of ads before you remember you can fast forward the ads because you forgot it was something you recorded. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 13 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: My sister has just emailed me the photo below with the title “Giovanni has made Arancini!”. 1. I don’t know who Giovanni is. 2. I don’t know what Arancini is. 3. I don’t fucking care. Do you have a nephew called John? Arancini are deep fried spider testicles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 Watching something you've recorded on Sky and it the 3rd set of ads before you remember you can fast forward the ads because you forgot it was something you recorded. I am the opposite. Everything I watch is recorded so I try to fast forward it on live tv and am seething when it doesnt work 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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